Name: Cecil Coady
Gender: Male
God Parent: Eros, Harmonia, Aphrodite
Mortal Parent: Biological: Britney Hookah, However Cecil's adoptive father is Aaron Coady more commonly known for his stage name Sharon Needles
Appearance: Cecil Coady is 6'2" and lean with very light muscle toning. His hair is a deep red when not in drag and he keeps it in a perfect coif. He also has stunning smoky grey eyes he makes even more stunning with his expert use of eyeliner. His skin is also flawless thanks to his skin care routine.
Personality: Cecil Coady is very much so the definition of flamboyantly gay, his trademark quote is "I am not gonna cater to the hateful idiocy that is anti-gay bigotry if they don't like me than it's one more person who doesn't get to bask in the glory that is me and it's no skin off my back?" the end of this quote is usually followed by a carefully practiced hand snap and head whirl before cocking his hip out and saying "Gurrrrlll". He is proud of who he is and he feels no shame or embarresment for it. He is absolutely unafraid to get what he wants and if there is the smallest chance of success on his part than he will get what he wants no ifs ands or buts about it. Should anyone actually be foolish to get in his way than they will discover very quickly how dangerous Cecil is with a bottle of nair.
History:
Eros was trying desperately to get laid as it had been a month when he went to a dive bar on the edge of Colorado. Britney was an already drunk prostitute and the rest you can guess. Nine months later and Cecil was born. Britney immediately put him up for adoption and went back to her life never giving a single thought to the life she created.
Sharon Needles was desperate for a baby. It had been years since he had won RuPaul's Drag Race during its forth season and that had proven to be the tip of the iceberg as far as her fame went. After spending five years as a successful model and another ten years as the lead singer of the band Broken Needles and she was ready to settle down and find a baby and raise it to reign terror on all those lesser mortals who dared to approach them with their inferiority. After all her plan of becoming a successful gold digger didn't quite work out so maybe she should try becoming a mom instead. After going through the strenuous process that was the tests that adoption agencies require you to go through Sharon Needles was deemed worthy of being a Dad. Eventually a child was considered for Sharon however the child's Birth Father wanted to meet her first. This was how Sharon Needles met and slept with Eros (Sharon would forever brag to anyone who would listen that she had sex with a god but that's a story for another time). After they woke up the next morning Eros proved to Sharon Needles that he was Eros god of Lust and explained what raising a Demigod would entail before leaving. Five months later, Sharon Needles became the adoptive father of Cecil who at the time had no last name so he named her Cecil Coady. For the first few years things were slightly hectic in their life but they eventually gained harmony in there lives. Sharon Needles still had her glorious and fabulous career. As for Cecil he quickly became the queen bee of his pre-school making his dad very proud. Cecil grew up knowing without a doubt that he is the fishiest queen on the block and should anyone try and usurp his crown, well Nair had more than one use. Cecil was very handsome and he quickly becamse one of those people who everyone wanted. You could definitely say Cecil led a charmed life. Sometime around his eleventh birthday every so often weird deformed men with one eye and wearing a trench coat would attack him but Cecil always managed to get away as well as almost always brushing it off as they were jealous of his beauty. During his junior year of high school Cecil was making out with the High-School quarterback Bradley whom he had met on his sweet sixteen when a cheerleader named Kelly found them. Kelly was also part of the school's bible club and had a bit of a homophobic reputation. "Oh my god I always knew there was something wrong with you Brad," Sneered Kelly "You always enjoyed staring at your own team mates more than us," Cecil at this point of time couldn't handle anymore and spoke up "Oh please bitch your just jealous cause you can't get any on your own because of that stupid bronze prosthetic leg of your and the other really Hairy one," sneered Cecil " I mean come on girl I know that your kind of dumb but you gotta realize guys don't like hairy legs if they like girls,". Cecil than looked curious "While were on this conversation how did you get on the cheerleading squad with those clunkers of yours," said Cecil "I mean I always assumed you gave the principle weekly head and have told everyone so but now I'm honestly curious how are you a cheerleader," Cecil asked with mock kindness. Kelly than looked furious "You mean your the one who started that rumour," snarled Kelly "Do you know how long it took for me to make the rumour go away,". Cecil than smirked smugly "Notice how she failed to mention wether or not it was true me doth think it is," finished Cecil in a sing-song voice. Kelly than marched towards Cecil and stuck her now clawed hand through Bradleys heart who died instantly after that. Cecil in response backed up until he landed on his butt and in a glimmer of light a quiver full of arrows and a bow appeared on his lap. Cecil in his desperation grabbed an arrow and stabbed kelly through the neck with it as she was reaching for him. Cecil gaped in astonishment at what he had done only to gasp as Kelly turned into a pile of gold dust. Cecil than felt paper in his lap and read it and discovered it was a letter from his biological father explaining everything as well as the new weapons and how to get to a place called camp half-blood as well as mentioning how it had no one there as fabulous as Cecil so Cecil got in his car and drove straight there for the sake of his admittedly over inflated vanity.
Weapons: A Celestial bronze bow with a never-ending quiver full of celestial bronze arrows that turn into a rist band and a back pack respectively.
Dolph0427 (talk) 11:54, March 29, 2013 (UTC)
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So he managed to always get away from an oncoming monster without any training? And I'm a little confused, is Sharon Needles his father or mother? Because in each paragraph it says something different >.<
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Yes he did manage to run away but the incident happened like twice and he runs really fast. And if you actually read the parenting thing it would say Sharon Needles is just Aaron Coady's stage name which he uses to perform as a drag queen. If you know anything about Drag Queens at all than you'd know that words like she/he and mom/dad are fully interchangeable in drag culture which I imagine my character would have grown up in. Dolph0427 (talk) 11:54, March 29, 2013 (UTC)
How did he make it to his junior year of highschool without being attacked by a monster, I read that he just was lucky and got away; but can you elaborate on how he lived through those encounters and didn't get suspicous?RAAAAWR! I'm a mighty kitten! Oops! No I'm not, I'm just Astrid 22:55, March 29, 2013 (UTC) Fixed. Dolph0427 (talk) 11:44, March 30, 2013 (UTC)
What was the reason that Britney put Cecil up for adoption? How did Cecil always get away from the Cyclops?
Are you the food? No, we are the hunter! ~Eren Jaeger (Kevin)
This is what happens when I try to subtly make Britney a little slutty but apparently subtlety is lost on the internet therefore I made it even more obvious. As for how he got away from the Cyclops well he ran Cyplops aren't very fast to begin with so that's not really all that unrealistic. Dolph0427 (talk) 19:11, March 31, 2013 (UTC)
A cyclops would not just give up chasing him, he would continue until Cecil was stopped or something like that.
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