Archived Roleplay:Chanyeoli and Hyungsoo's RPs

Song List
Oh, You Touched my Tra La La - Gunther Levi
I Love You - Just
A Little Taste - Skyler Stonestreet
I Love You - 2NE1
Macarena Remix - Bayside Boys
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
Love, Sex, and Magic - Justin Timberlake feat. Ciara

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Pre-Chinwald[]

You-Know-What-He-Does[]

Oswald: After walking out on Kim he walks aimlessly around the halls of the Nymph Sanctuary, no destination in mind. Part of him wants to go back to his room and comfort Kim, but the other part tells him to keep wandering. He fiddles with the bracelet on his hand that his mother had given him until he sees a door open in the distance. His curiosity gets the better of him and he slows his pace as he walks towards the door.
Chin-Hae: Meanwhile, inside the room, he does his "business". After borrowing a fairly large laptop from a nymph friend, he goes incognito in the browser, and you-know-where-he-goes. He's got the strong urge to do-what-he-feels-so-yeah, and it's been a while since he did what-that-must-not-be-specified. He's forgotten to bolt the door shut, and there he is, doing-what-is-yeah all the while reacjdsfhgs for his panstdgfvrgdfgv to do-you-know-what-yay-fvsdgvshfcsd.
Oswald: As he nears the door he ends up tripping on his own feet and lands against the door, pushing it violently and landing in the room, face on the floor. He groans and gets up, rubbing his head and seeing Chin-Hae. He tilts his head slightly before realising what the other's doing. He stumbles back only to fall on his backside, causing a load noise as he half-squeaks half-groans.
Chin-Hae: He says something like this in Korean, "@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()," as he literally sends the laptop flying all over the room with a sickening crash. He doesn't turn around until he zips up everything and as soon as he does, he faces Oswald with a face so red he looks like a strawberry or tomato or red food coloring >.< He doesn't say anything, but it can be clearly seen on his face that he's drop dead flushed.
Oswald: He rubs his head again as he stands up, still trembling from the experience he just had and arguing with Kim. He too flushes a dark red colour and looks down to avoid eye contact with Chin-Hae. He stays silent for a moment before coughing, "Sorry for er, interrupting you."
Chin-Hae: "Sorry? Interrupting? You're clearly trespassing!" He walks closer to him to grab him by the collar, but trips by his own feet in the process. He lands face down on the floor with a yelp.
Oswald: He winces at Chin-Hae's yelp and words and steps back a bit, his attitude and actions resembling that of a lost puppy, "I..I'. sorry! Curiousity?" He sighs as he stares at Chin-Hae, worried about his further reactions.
Chin-Hae: He quickly stands up, more embarrassed than ever. He proceeds on grabbing him by the collar, so that they're now face-to-face. He blurts out to him with a very sharp leer, "Curiosity? I don't think that's that." He doesn't let him go from his grip, which is getting tighter every heavy breath he takes.
Oswald: His breath hitches a second before turning his head so he's facing the other way, "Well, despite what you think, it's the truth. Now, if you don't mind, you're breathing on my clothes."
Chin-Hae: "Fine." He releases him from his tight grip with a push, but that doesn't mean he's cooled off. He doesn't take his eyesight off of him, which includes not blinking. "Well then, consider yourself lucky. Get your arse off my room and scram." He points his middle finger on the doorway.
Oswald: He tumbles over again and his eyes, which have now landed onto the floor travel upwards to find his eyes. Unfortunately, they find his-ledeledeledel and flushes a dark red colour, "You're still not, erm, decent."
Chin-Hae: He blinks for a few seconds, not comprehending what he means. He starts looking around for something wrong, and he ends up scanning his whole body. At that instant, he finds out that his-ledeledeledel is you-know-what, and his face starts to mix between going pale and blushing so madly. His jaw drops in aghast on what's happening, and he starts to panic and go wild all over that he may topple Oswald over if he doesn't calm himself down and fix himself.
Oswald: He props himself on one arm and overs his body with the other arm, "Come near me and you die."
Chin-Hae: He's still zipping himself up, but can't quite find the concentration in doing it so. Leering at him he asks annoyingly, "What? Does seeing another guy's <yada yada> seem fatal to you?"
Oswald: A small smirk appears on his face as he prepares to contradict himself, "It's not too fatal. But I have a girlfriend so my attraction to men and whatever you are, has to be, er, limited."
Chin-Hae: Finally, he collects himself so he covers up, like everything including his <yada yada>. He points his middle finger again towards the doorway. "I don't give a crap about your girlfriend or any of your preferences. Just get your arse off my room and remind yourself not to burst into other people's territory without permission."
Oswald: His smirk only widens as he hears what Chin-Hae says, "Territory? So you're an animal now? Care to tell me what kind?" He glances down at Chin-Hae'S LEDLEDELDEL, "Or can I already guess?"
Chin-Hae: He shifts his middle finger from pointing at the doorway towards Oswald's face. "Yeah, I'm an animal who's probably gonna stick this finger up your nose if you don't get out."
Oswald: A glint in his eye that mirrors the effect of his smirk appears, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Let's just say, I'm good at doing revenge. Plus, who'd hurt this face?" He pouts in the cutest way possible.
Chin-Hae: He moves his middle finger closer at him, his face starting to contort again in a gradually surfacing fit, meaning he doesn't like the way Oswald does his cute face. "When should I care about you being good at revenge and your face? Because I can do things that are much more... ghastly than all my middle fingers combined."
Oswald: His smirk resurfaces as he pushes himself away slightly, "You'll care for...reasons, but where's the fun in revealing them?"
Chin-Hae: He rolls his eyes. "I don't care, really. And I've been saying these over and over again, but will you please get out of my room?"
Oswald: He stands up and brushes the dirt off his thighs and he nods, "Sure, I guess." He goes to leave but before he does so he goes to bow but ends up tilting too far foward and head-butting his knees which causes him to fall on the floor again, clutching his head.
Chin-Hae: His buries his head in his face while groaning, "For the love of Priapus!" He goes to kick him on his side pretty hard to make him get up; however, he kicks the back of his other foot, causing him to fall face first on top of Oswald's. His nose cracks softly, which seems to be broken by then. He can be heard groaning and cursing under his breath.
Oswald: He groans in pain as Chin-Hae lands on the back of his head. He rolls over onto his side, not caring if Chin-Hae falls off and sits up, rubbing his forehead and the back of his simultaneously, "You know, a simple 'no problem' would've been fine."
Chin-Hae: He sits right next to him, having much of his dislike on him driven away by the fact that his broken nose is in red-hot pain. He wipes the smears of blood off of it, trying to not look at Oswald. "No problem? You suddenly gate-crashing into my room is already a problem."
Oswald: His confidence seems to be strained as he chuckles lightly, "Sorry I interrupted your jerk-fest." As he looks over at Chin-Hae and sees blood something inside of him stirs. Before disturbing Chin-Hae, he had ran from Kim bleeding. As such he seems to tense up and the attitude of a lost puppy returns, "Are...Are you okay?"
Chin-Hae: He scowls at him as he continues on wiping on his bloody nose. "Obviously, no. I just have a... a... a... achoo!!!" He isn't able to finish what he's saying as soon as he sneezes, spraying drops of blood all over Oswald. "My bad, that was my period," he mutters sarcastically.
Oswald: Unknown to Chin-Hae, Oswald has a large fear of blood and he begins to shake and swats at the air, "Ge...Get it off!" Its also at that moment the confident façade he had is destroyed. He looks at Chin-Hae with worried eyes as he scrunches his nose up.
Chin-Hae: Frantic to find a way to cover up, he pulls up his shirt up to his broken nose bridge, feeling a sudden sharp pain doing that. With his shirt pulled up, it exposes a part of his fair-skinned abdomen. "Geez..."
Oswald: He flushes slightly as he sees Chin-Hae's unintentional strip and shakes his head slightly, looking away as he pulls a small packet of tissues from his pocket, "Want one?"
Chin-Hae: He takes the tissues and pulls down his shirt so that his nose can be seen again which is, by this time around, more noticeable because of the reddish patches gathering around the affected area. "Thanks, I guess." He wipes his nose carefully with the tissue, which makes him notice how messy his shirt has become. "Screw it, my shirt's all bloody. I have to go change." He glances at Oswald with a don't-you-dare-look-at-me-while-changing look.
Oswald: He cocks his head to the side as he tries to interpret what the look meant. As he figures it out he smiles cutely and covers his eyes by pulling his own shirt up enough to cover his eyes, "Can't see."
Chin-Hae: To make sure he can't see anything, he uses a dream spirit trick by making him believe he's fantasizing about <insert his dream here> for a very short while, long enough for him to change. He quickly dashes for his wardrobe, nearly tripping on his own feet as he grabs a clean black raglan shirt. He takes off his bloody shirt off and throws it somewhere and puts on the raglan. "Alright, I'm done. You can look."
Oswald: He had been fantasizing about <insert...things here> and pulls his shirt down and smiles at Chin-Hae, "Nice shirt, though mine is better." He motions down to his t-shirt which has an assortment of pink and red polka dots. If one looks closely the most recent logo of G.O.M is inside of dots.
Chin-Hae: He squints his eyes, noticing the polka dots forming a familiar monogram. "Hey, wait a minute. Do you know what those letters mean on your shirt?"
Oswald: He looks down and stares at the dots before shrugging, "Kinda - it's from a K-Pop group, right? My mother sent me letters stating she wanted me to audition for the company they were signed with so I could make her proud or something...Why though?"
Chin-Hae: "Actually..." He points to himself with his thumb. "I'm a member of that group your talking about." To be honest, he doesn't look like a dignified K-Pop member, not after being caught ledeledeling and getting a broken nose.
Oswald: He blinks a few times before smirking slightly, "After what I've just seen? Sure. But I guess you have the 'looks' and the, er, 'body'." He looks at Chin-Hae before snapping his fingers, "You were the dancing one, right? I saw like, one video when I was forced by friends."
Chin-Hae: He looks kinda flustered after being commented on "having the body", which he takes both as a compliment and insult, considering what part of his body Oswald saw. "Y-yeah, I'm the dancing one."
Oswald: He smiles, "Your dancing was good. Although, for someone who dances that way you're bad at walking." He laugh slightly before looking back at Chin-Hae, "Plus Peter Pan is kinda weird stage name."
Chin-Hae: He scowls again at him. "That's none of your business, buddy, so back off. Although I have admit to suck at walking ever since I get to join the group."
Oswald: He shrugs and stares at Chin-Hae for a long time, as if he was inspecting him, "Oswald. Oswald Byun."
Chin-Hae: He blinks for a few seconds out of confusion. "Huh? Who's... O-oh, that's probably your name." He fiddles with his slightly bloodstained hands (which are starting to congeal), still keeping in mind that he needs to have his nose fixed. "I guess it's unfair to not tell you my name after telling yours so... Pan Chin-Hae. Y'see, that's where I got my stage name."
Oswald: A childish grin forms on his face, "You have a Tinkerbell, Mr.Chinny?" He chuckles slightly at the name he'd given Chin-Hae and shakes his head, indicating that he doesn't plan to use it again.
Chin-Hae: He strikes him with a lecherous look. "Don't call me Mr. Chinny, you bozo. Don't you forget that you're still a trespasser in my room. And I don't have a Tinkerbell just because I'm known by that name." He runs a finger across his nose, which makes him wince out of a sudden white-hot pain flashing across. "Tch, if it weren't for you coming, I wouldn't have suffered this."
Oswald: He looks over at Chin-Hae and remembers some old thing his step-father used to do when his nose hurt. He gets up cautiously and sits in front of Chin-Hae and coughs slightly, "I could, er, try something to make it hurt less?"
Chin-Hae: He coughs back with eyes widened. "Excuse me? I need a healer or something, not someone who wants to experiment with a broken nose."
Oswald: He scowls and rolls his eyes, "Did I say experiment? No? I said I could try something, needing your approval, ergo, why I said it in a questioning tone." He sighs and frowns, "Do you have any ice?"
Chin-Hae: He rolls his eyes. "Fine, fine, you win, bozo. And no, I don't have any ice here. I don't like getting my room all wet and cold." OOC: *wink wink*
Oswald: He tilts his head in fake confusion, "Really? You struck me as the type who took ice baths and cold showers."
Chin-Hae: He stares at him with a hint of disbelief. "Yes, really. Although I take cold showers, I get sick quickly so I don't do it most of the time. And seriously? Ice baths? I'll go numb in extreme coldness."
Oswald: He growls slightly, "I meant for morning wood but whatever. He, wearing an oversized hoodie, pulls out a cold drink from his pocket and wraps a tissue around it. He does this for a few seconds before going to put the tissue on Chin-Hae's nose, "It might hurt just a little bit..."
Chin-Hae: He winces and grunts as soon as the cold tissue comes in contact with his nose. A few drops of blood gets absorbed so the paper is stained with a spot of red. "Hurt a little bit? It stings awfully, you bozo!" But nonetheless, he lets Byun hold the tissue on his nose, quietly feeling relieved.
Oswald: He rolls his eyes and begins to dab it, "I'm so sorry let me just tell all the health websites and doctors to stop as it stings." He pulls the tissue away and smiles when he sees the bleeding, although not stopped, isn't as frequent, "There, now all we need to do is get you to the Infirmary."
Chin-Hae: He raises an eyebrow, though the movement of his facial muscles causes the broken nose to be strained a tiny bit, but who the hell cares about facial muscles. "Seriously? You're taking me to the infirmary? I'm not a handicap, bozo."
Oswald: He coughs and rolls his eyes again, "Well, judging by the way you've fallen over like three times since I've met you, I'll believe it when I see it." He gets up and offers his hand, not expecting him to take it.
Chin-Hae: "S-shut up!" He's practically embarrassed, yet he's not really into admitting he's a klutz. But after what Byun did to him, save for his intrusion, he feels somehow indebted to him. He shrugs with a heavy sigh and holds his hand to get himself up. However, he trips while trying to get up, making him sit down again and curse under his breath.
Oswald: He blinks a few times and sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose and shakes his head, the sigh becoming a small chuckle, "You sure you're not handicapped? By the way you seemingly 'walk', I'm surprised you aren't." He grabs Chin-Hae's hand and unknowingly his fingers semi-link with Chin-Hae's.
Chin-Hae: He leers at him as he tries standing up again, this time successful. "I am not handicapped, and my way of walking's just a coincidence so don't make something of it."
Oswald: He smiles childishly at Chin-Hae and begins to drag him slightly to the door, "Okay, sure, whatever you say~"
Chin-Hae: He doesn't notice that he's still holding Byun's soft and smooth hands (>.<) until they're somewhere by the door, and his face turns a startling red. "Why are you still holding my hand?"
Oswald: He looks confused for a second before looking down and flushing slightly, "Bec...Because I er..er..." He looks flustered for a second before smiling innocently, "Because we don't need you falling over, do we?"
Chin-Hae: He tugs Byun's hand to let him go, being pretty defensive on his side. "Like I said, that's just a coincidence so don't make me look like I'm useless," he insists.
Oswald: As Chin-Hae tugged at his hand, he accidently scratches him causing blood to be drawn. He pulls back his hand and pouts, a few tears forming in his eyes.
Chin-Hae: His eyes widen as he looks at what he had done, immediately letting go of his hand. He suddenly remembers what happened before, when Byun seems to be weakened at the sight of his blood. "A-are you alright? I mean, I'm sorry... I didn't intend to."
Oswald: He looks at his hand and his eyes widen and he shakes his head quickly and looks away, "I-It's fine, just get the blood to st-stop..."
Chin-Hae: Frantically looking around his room for a solution, he remembers the ice-cold tissue thing so yeah he does what he needs to do cuz I'm getting lazier to describe the whole thing so yeah. As soon as he's finished he asks him, "Better now, bozo?"
Oswald: He inspects his hand for a second before forcing a small smile, "Much better." He looks back at the door, "That broken nose needs more attention than my finger."
Chin-Hae: He instinctively smiles back, only that it's smaller than Byun's. "Nah, your finger could get infected so..."
Oswald: He eyes the smile with suspicion before his smile grows and he grabs Chin-Hae's hand and begins to run/drag him to the Infirmary >.<

Chinfirmarywald[]

Chin-Hae: He sits beside Byun on a bench on the second floor of the infirmary. After getting a magic nose job, he's all fine now, and all that's left is a bandaged perfectly aligned nose. Well, his left knee is also bandaged because he tripped along the way.
Oswald: His finger was also healed and he insisted on having a plaster to cover where the wound was so he wouldn't see whatever the wound had become. Like his childish self, he got one with puppies on it. He swings his legs aimlessly and turns to Chin-Hae, "Is there any reason we're sitting down doing nothing?"
Chin-Hae: He looks at him with an unsure face and shrugs. "Um, er, I don't know." He wriggles his nose just to check for any missed wounds, but actually he's just doing it because he doesn't know what to do.
Oswald: He finds the way that Chin-Hae wrinkled his nose amusing and ends up laughing for a few seconds before shutting up quickly because he doesn't want to offend him.
Chin-Hae: He stares at him, wondering why he cracked up all of a sudden. "What's so funny?"
Oswald: He shakes his head and tilts his head, wondering if he should tell him. After a few seconds he smiles, "When you wriggled your nose you looked funny."
Chin-Hae: He blushes slightly and is now staring sourly at him. "T-there's nothing with that!" He looks away from him, somehow embarrassed.
Oswald: He laughs slightly pokes his cheek to turn him to face him, "It's cute, you looked adorable."
Chin-Hae: He swats him on impulse to stop him from poking his cheek as he turns back to him. "I-I'm not, you bozo!" Apparently he's still blushing and is still wearing the same sour face.
Oswald: He smiles and nods, "You are~" He looks at Chin-Hae before his smile widens, "Your blush proves you are."
Chin-Hae: He shifts himself so that he's facing the other way, but he trips on his feet while doing so, making him say an indistinct, "Shit." As soon as he's turning away from him he says, "Just shut up with the adorable thing, because I am and you have to deal with it."
Oswald: He can't help but snigger at Chin-Hae tripping over and he shrugs, "If I have to deal with it, I'm not complaining - that's you."
Chin-Hae: He doesn't say anything at first, though he suddenly cracks up with a chuckle, "You just found me ledeledeling a while ago, and you'll deal with it?"
Oswald: He shrugs and smiles cutely at Chin-Hae, "I've seen worse, plus interrupted your fun time."
Chin-Hae: He decides to turn back to him, suddenly curious of what he means. "Setting aside fun time, what do you mean you've seen worse? Like... you know... that thing?"
Oswald: He chuckles slightly, "One, you're making your penis sound like a mutation which it isn't. And two, when you walk in on your step-father doing, things, with one of your teachers, you tend to be immune to most things."
Chin-Hae: He leans closer to him with a WTF face. "What the hell did I just hear? Penis? Mutation?"
Oswald: He shrugs aimlessly, "You said "that thing" which sounded like you were making your dick sound weird, probably weren't but hey, it sounded like it." He smiles sweetly at him, "Plus, it wasn't a disappointment like some I've had the misfortune of seeing. So kudos on that."
Chin-Hae: His eyes dart downwards (like there) before actually wincing and tripping again. After that shiz he tells him, "Back off, you creep. As much as I want to take that as a compliment, no. Just no, bozo. It's embarrassing, even for a guy."
Oswald: His smile turns into a smirk and he ends up laughing and clapping his hands, "Wow you actually believed me?" He looks over at Chin-Hae and claps again, "I never saw anything apart from you standing over me with your lalalala kinda poking out your jeans, so."
Chin-Hae: He pouts and blushes madly at the same time, and is starting to feel his insides burn and lurch around. On impulse he jabs Byun on his side. "S-Shut up, bozo!" After that he looks away from him with arms crossed.
Oswald: He winces in pain and clutches his side. In reaction, he scratched his leg enough to draw blood on something sharp on the bench. He gets up to stretch and it's clear that there's blood coming through his chinos.
Chin-Hae: He gasps and begins to grab the air in all directions to look for something to cover up the wound/blood until help comes. "Oh shit, oh shit... Sorry, sorry..." He finally remembers that he has a hanky so he pulls it out and wraps it carefully around his leg. "Can you stand?"
Oswald: He tilts his head and looks confused at Chin-Hae, "Yeah? What do you me-" He sees what Chin-Hae is doing and what's coming from his leg and he begins to shake again, "Okay, so, whenever you trip over, I cut myself in some way or another. Great."
Chin-Hae: For some reason he decides to play along with Byun's compliments. "That, or maybe it all started when you saw me ledeledeling back at my room, like an evil eye of the sorts." *awkward silence* "Well anyways..." He finishes wrapping his hanky around his leg and offers a hand to help him get up. "We have to get that fixed because my hanky won't be enough."
Oswald: He nods slowly and takes his hand, his shaking getting more intense, "The evil eye sounds more interesting." He laughs weakly, smiling slightly at Chin-Hae.
Chin-Hae: He smirks. "Well, you're in for more bad luck with me, your shaking is one proof." Aaaaaand they get Byun's cut fixed with them holding hands yada yada yay.
Oswald: After his cut is fixed he stretches his leg out and smiles brightly at Chin-Hae, unaware that they're still holding hands, "That was traumatising. Two cuts in the space of an hour, I'm becoming like you."
Chin-Hae: He smirks, also not realizing that he's still holding his hand because he's too preoccupied with Byun's injury. "Traumatizing? How ironic. Just look at your face, you're beaming."
Oswald: He shakes his head and makes a traumatised face and looks like he's really scared. He keeps it up for a few seconds before smiling again, "That better for you?"
Chin-Hae: He looks at him approvingly yet menacingly. "I can be pretty sadistic so, yeah, that seems to be better."
Oswald: He nods and bounces slightly out of boredom, "Can we go somewhere? Staying in this infirmary is making me depressed, plus I seem to be getting injured - painfully ironic."
Chin-Hae: He pouts playfully. "Haha. Very funny. Gonna die now. Get me a coffin. *awkward pause* Anyways, can it be somewhere where there's fried chicken? Like, I have cravings."
Oswald: He thinks for a few moments before snapping his fingers, "Is there a KFC or something in town? I mean, there has to be one, right?"
Chin-Hae: His eyes light up and snaps his fingers back. "There has to be one." He tugs Byun's hand, still unconscious that they're still holding hands. "Come, Bozo, my fried chicken awaits."
Oswald: He smiles and nods, "Obviously. Mr Peter Pan needs his fried chicken, pronto." He tries to make it sound like a hospital joke considering where they are.
Chin-Hae: He's too dense and hungry to comprehend Byun's supposed to be hospital joke so yeah. He drags him along out of the infirmary and tooooo KFC we go yay.

KFC: Kinky Fretentious Chinwald[]

Oswald: He waits in the line and sighs, bouncing on the balls of his feet because he's bored, "Why can't this line hurry up?"
Chin-Hae: For some reason, he miraculously didn't trip along the way, probably because its KFC. And also, he seems to be entranced by the flashy menu at the wall above the counter. "Fried chicken, gravy, mashed potatoes, fried chicken, gravy, mashed potatoes, fried chicken, gravy, mashed potatoes yaaaaay"
Oswald: He looks over at Chin-Hae and shakes his head, laughing slightly. He pokes Chin-Hae's cheek, "I asked a question? I'm not on that board over there!"
Chin-Hae: He swats him subconsciously without even looking at him. His gaze remains fixed at what he's looking at. "No, no. Colonel Sanders wants me to devour his fried chickens and offer to him the bones so I can reincarnate him, and the lineage of KFC will be safe for the next millennia."
Oswald: When Chin-Hae swatted him he accidently hit Oswald's eye, causing the latter to hold his eye, "First, of all, ow that's my eye. And second, I-" A person walks into Oswald, causing his free hand that was by his side to touch Chin-Hae's front/back door (up to you ;D).
Chin-Hae: (we'll leave the front door for later :D) He literally screams in a shrill soprano voice, possibly drowning out the noise of the whole fast food. As soon as his brain found its way back to him, he absentmindedly asks Oswald, "Who are you? Are you human?"
Oswald: He rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, "I'm Oswald the talking fried chicken. Part of me really wishes you'll fall over."
Chin-Hae: He actually does half-way, but manages to keep himself from actually falling over. Because of that, sense comes back to him, and he recognizes Byun. "Oh yeah, right. Oswald the talking fried chicken- wait, is that even possible?"
Oswald: He sighs and laughs slightly, "I don't know, you tell me in your KFC state." He looks at the line to see they're next, "Come on you idiot." He nudges Chin-Hae towards the cashier.
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head to clear it up and follows suit. As soon as they're in front of the cashier, he orders the usual: the signature fried chicken with a vat of gravy, fries, mashed potatoes, and coleslaw sides. "Is that all right with you, bozo?"
Oswald: He looks up at the board before looking at Chin-Hae and shrugging, "I guess." He smiles as he confirms and nods, "Yeah, that's fine."
Timeskip to the part where they're eating...
Chin-Hae: So he's hogging up on the food too much his guardian angel's probably crying at the sight of the loss of eating manners. One can't really get a good response from him because he's too busy eating.
Oswald: He's eating from a box of those chicken popper things and rolls his eyes, "Anyone would think the chicken is your life source." He sighs as he crosses one leg over the other.
Chin-Hae: He tries speaking with his mouth full, but all we can hear from him is an indistinct muffling sound.
Oswald: He rolls his eyes again and grabs his wallet from his pocket and places an amount of money on the table, enough to pay for his order. He smiles at Chin-Hae and eats a chicken popper, "Thanks, I guess. See you." He ends up turning and walking out of the restaurant with a brisk walk.
Chin-Hae: He continues eating until he finishes them all with plates squeaky clean, save for Byun's mashed potato. After paying for everything yada yada, he puts the mashed potato cup and its contents on a plastic bag and literally sends it flying across KFC towards Byun. On the plastic is a note saying, "Your mashed potato has gone cold so I didn't eat it."

The Birth of Chinwald[]

Pretentious Chickens[]

Oswald: He knocks on Chin-Hae's door and waits for the aforementioned to show up. His eyes are red from crying and some tears still threaten to spill. He waits outside and wonders how Chin-Hae will react - seeing as he's the only person Oswald knows at camp besides Kim.
Chin-Hae: He seems to be reading manhwa when Byun knocked on his door. He pretty much assumes its him so he goes for the door to open it. As soon as his guest's terrible face is visible, he gasps with a semi-worried look (semi-worried though) and asks him slowly, "Bozo? What's wrong?"
Oswald: He, having been looking down before, looks up and he sniffles, shrugging aimlessly. His voice seems to be barely audible and shaky, "I-It's all my fault..."
Chin-Hae: He pats his shoulder lightly, a habit he's been doing to people lately. "Your fault? What do you mean?"
Oswald: He shakes his head again, "It's...all mine." He looks at Chin-Hae, "Why?"
Chin-Hae: "It's just that... Wait, did you eat the mashed potatoes I gave you? 'Cause you left the poor potatoes freezing to near death, and it's your fault."
Oswald: He looks at Chin-Hae and glares, one of those glares where it makes you uncomfortable, "What.."
Chin-Hae: Oblivious to his glare, he keeps on complaining, "Yeah, and you also left the gravy on the table so I had to bring it back here and eat it."
Oswald: Something inside of him snaps and he kinda shoves Chin-Hae, "Do you actually think I'd be f*cking bawling about mashed potatoes and gravy?"
Chin-Hae: He nearly trips by being shoved but somehow regains balance (whoa, he actually avoided tripping). He gestures his hands as if to surrender but kinda feels offended for being shoved in his own room. "Fine, fine. If it's not about mashed potatoes and gravy, then what is it?"
Oswald: He walks over and sits on Chin-Hae's bed, "She's dead."
Chin-Hae: He closes the door behind him and follows after Byun, feeling that the atmosphere is getting heavier and heavier by the second. He looks shocked and doesn't seem to ask him who, but if he needs someone to talk to, he should. "Er, who?"
Oswald: He sighs and throws himself back so he's lying on the bed, "Kim."
Chin-Hae: He thinks twice in reprimanding him for lying on his bed, considering that Byun's at a loss now. "Er, Kim? You mean, your girlfriend or something?"
Oswald: He nods, his face scrunching in tears again, "Yeah, well...she was."
Chin-Hae: He silently nods and pats him on the shoulder again. "So... What happened?"
Oswald: He gulps down a lump in his throat, "W-We..went to Jeju and we decided to go camping which was my idea and I just -"
Chin-Hae: Letting go of his shoulder, he looks down, hearing nothing but Byun. "Er, just keep going; don't let the whole thing get stuck up inside you."
Oswald: He shrugs weakling, tears actually beginning to flow, "But she pushed me out of the way."
Chin-Hae: He glances at him, and notices the tears freely falling from hie eyes. "Er, pushed you out of the way? Why?"
Oswald: He shakes his head and turns onto his side so he faces Chin-Hae, "Probably to save me or something. I'm so stupid. Why not a stroll on the beach, I had to pick that stupid mountain."
Chin-Hae: Now that Byun's looking at him, he can't help but look away, given the overwhelming amount of feels all over his face. "Were you on... a date? And... Why did she push you out of the way? Like, was there an accident?" Asking all these makes him feel morbid, like every questions feels like dead weight on Byun.
Oswald: He sighs, "We...We went to Jeju to celebrate us getting back together and we decided to go to the mou-mountain. A-A-A son of Hades tried to ki-kill me but she sacrificed herself."
Chin-Hae: He tries gasping for air upon hearing the rest of the story, but for some reason no sound came out. "I-I'm... sorry to hear that..."
Oswald: He goes into foetus position and hugs his knees, sniffling and wiping his tears with his sleeve.
Chin-Hae: A few seconds pass without a word spoken, yet Chin-Hae reaches for a large McDonalds box standing on a round table next to his bed and opens it; the box's contents are nothing but chicken nuggets, barely touched. He lays an arm over Byun's shoulder and offers him the nuggets. "Here... I hope it helps."
Oswald: He looks at the nuggets before looking at Chin-Hae, "Are they poisoned?" He eyes them with fake suspicion and despite his comment he reaches one and smiles slightly.
Chin-Hae: Seeing that he lifted his spirits up a little bit, he smiles back weakly. "You really are a bozo. Of course they aren't poisoned. Though if I offered them to you a bit earlier, I would have; but obviously I'm just kidding."
Oswald: He laughs and eats it, his mood perking up massively as he devours a few more. At the end of eating like 12, he sits up and instinctively snuggles against Chin-Hae slightly, unaware of his actions and sighs, "I'm such a wreck right now."
Chin-Hae: He doesn't insist of letting him go by either the shoulder or away from his snuggle, because he may go into fits of crying again unlike now wherein his starting to feel okay. "Well, you got me to wreck it all up way even better. Of course, I didn't meant that."
Oswald: He shrugs and pulls away, "You're pretty bad at comforting. Maybe I should bring mashed potatoes next time."
Chin-Hae: "Yeah, you should. And never forget to bring them here hot and steamy with lots of gravy. "
Oswald: He smiles again, noticeably bigger and shakes his head, "I'm beginning to wonder why I came to you for comfort."
Chin-Hae: He gives him a playfully sly look. "Well, why did you come for me out of all people?"
Oswald: His smile shrinks slightly and he looks down, "I don't exactly have any friends."
Chin-Hae: The expression he's wearing suddenly fades to nothing, since he didn't expect for an answer like that. "Oh... But you seem so friendly and yet..." He turns to face him and grabs him on both of his arms and shakes him gently. "Don't you see? I just realized it now, but we're friends already. Like you wouldn't run for me and bawl your eyes out if we weren't."
Oswald: he looks up at him and a small smile again shows through, "Probably. Or maybe because you're the only person I think I can trust enough for comfort, I guess." The smile, although small, is truthful to his words and the tearing of his eye stops for a second as he kinda takes in what Chin-Hae says.
Chin-Hae: He smiles back at him, without saying a word until he pulls him towards him for an awkward man hug. "C'mere, bozo... Or should I say, Oswald."
Oswald: He raises an eyebrow, "Oswald? Just when I was getting used to Bozo..." Instead of hugging back he does kinda like snuggles in but doesn't at the same time, cautious not to rub Chin-Hae the wrong way (;D)
Chin-Hae: Not letting go, he says, "You're still a bozo, Oswald, so I'll still prefer calling you that away."
Oswald: He yawns, feeling tired after crying all his energy away and he reaches for another chicken nugget and eating it, smiling again at the taste. He kinda forgets where he is and basks in the comfort of the chicken nugget.
Chin-Hae: He watches him eat the chicken nuggets and chuckles at the sight. "I didn't know you're into chicken nuggets as much I like fried chicken."
Oswald: He laughs slightly and smiles, "Would you like me to offer you a nugget? Unlike you I'm less territorial."
Chin-Hae: He pouts as he gets a nugget and eats it. "You're trying to sound like you own the nuggets, it's still mine."
Oswald: His smile turns into a cute yet sly one as he takes the box, "Mine now~" He raises an eyebrow, "Unless you wanna fight me for them."
Chin-Hae: He grips the underside of the box while looking at him with a mischievous grin. "Try me."
Oswald: He blinks a few times before smirking, wiping his eyes for a final time and he attempts to set the box down so he can pounce at Chin-Hae.
Chin-Hae: He eyes the box before looking back quickly at him, who's ready to pounce at him. On instinct, he also pounces back, making the bed bounce and squeak a little. His hands are gestured to look like lion paws or something, like he's ready to scratch across Byun's face. "Raaaaaargh!"
Oswald: He laughs as he tries to push Chin-Hae off him, but in turn pushes Chin-Hae off the bed, and as Oswald's shirt had been caught on something of Chin-Hae's (idk), he's also dragged off. The two continue to roll around until Chin-Hae's on top of Oswald in victory, to which Oswald pouts, "No fair! You probably cheated."
Chin-Hae: He's standing on all fours on top of him, breathing heavier than usual. "Go talk to yourself, bozo, 'cause I didn't-" Although he has four appendages to support him, he kinda trips, making him crash and come in contact with Byun, and in the process... BOOM AWKWARD KISS YEAH BRO.
Oswald: At first he doesn't register the kiss but after a few seconds of awkward kissing he pushes Chin-Hae up by the shoulders so he's still on top of Oswald but not on him. He remains silence as he waits for Chin-Hae's reaction.
Chin-Hae: The fact that he kissed him doesn't also sink in his mind, and once he did, he blushes madly and moves away from him, not knowing what to say except for these words, "Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha..."
Oswald: He blinks a few times and kinda looks away, feeling slightly offended that Chin-Hae is laughing at him (in his mind) and he pulls his knees up to his chest. Part of him is now upset because he kissed Chin-Hae when not over Kim, but the other is conflicted because he slightly (MAYBE IN A LIL WAY) liked it.
Chin-Hae: He hasn't kissed someone for a really long time, so getting to do it with someone else, not to mention its to a guy AND its accidental makes him feel weird. While looking away from Byun, he points to the chicken nuggets box and says with a slightly shaky voice, "J-just take the bloody chicken nuggets; you win."
Oswald: He looks up at the box and shakes his head and gets up. He opts to walk around Chin-Hae towards the chicken nuggets box and takes one before turning towards the door, finding it REALLY AWKWARD LIKE URGH, "I-I'll just go."
Chin-Hae: He's sitting in near the edge of his bed, not knowing what to do. With Byun deciding to leave, he only says, "A-alright."
Oswald: As he's about to walk out the door he ends up tripping up on his own feet and hits the edge of the door, causing him to spin out and land on his backside, "Ow. Really, again?"
Chin-Hae: Hearing him crash down on the floor, he sniggers as quietly as he can and goes to help him out despite of what happened a while ago. He offers his hand and remarks, "Told you, seeing me doing that is like seeing the evil eye."
Oswald: He seems a bit wearing of taking Chin-Hae's hand but does so anyway and as he stands up he brushes his thighs to get rid of any dirt. He gives Chin-Hae a playful glare, "Now I wished I never had any curiosity."
Chin-Hae: He pouts. "Well, your curiosity led you to chicken nuggets. OH, yeah." He pulls out something from his pocket, which are two small sachets. "You forgot your ketchup. I was gonna give them to you but... you know."
Oswald: He tilts his head, "I know? During my mashed potato massacre I fled without saving the sachets of ketchup?"
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head. "No, you didn't so... yeah. The ketchup didn't really go cold unlike the poor potatoes so its fine by me."
Oswald: He feigns hurt, "You don't care about the ketchup? The potatoes I could understand, but cold ketchup is a no!" It doesn't go through his mind that people sometimes like cold ketchup. He shakes the weirdness aside, "Did you mean to do...that thing you just did?"
Chin-Hae: He looks at him straight in the eye to prove what he wants to say. "No, I didn't mean that. Like, one of the things you know most about me is that I keep, er, tripping unexpectedly."
Oswald: He kinda sinks slightly (in terms of feelings) but manages to put on a smirk on regardless, "Good, you tasted like chicken nuggets."
Chin-Hae: He shrugs. "That... or maybe its just your lips you tasted, 'cause I barely ate those nuggets."
Oswald: He eyes him and his smirk grows slightly, "One is all it takes. It's better than fried chicken."
Chin-Hae: This time, he's the one glaring playfully at him. "Don't you dare defy the goodness of KFC's fried chicken because every bite is worth every penny I pay for it."
Oswald: He nods, "As is the nuggets from McDonalds. For the same price you can get what, three pieces of chicken? I get twenty, ergo, nuggets are better."
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head quickly."They're like the same in volume if you combine twenty nuggets to form three fried chickens. However, fried chickens are still better. Hands down. "
Oswald: He raises an eyebrow, "Chicken nuggets are better because you can eat them in one go without trying!"
Chin-Hae: He raises an eyebrow back. "No, in fried chicken you can make a wish from their wishbone!"
Oswald: He yawns, "Boring." Figuring he's not gonna get anywhere with Chin-Hae he sighs and kinda awkwardly hugs him, "Er, thanks, for today...all of it." He smiles sheepishly at him before walking away/storming off, stealing another chicken nugget on the way out.

Nurse Pretentious[]

Oswald: He's having a crisis. There's no mashed potatoes so he runs to Chin-Hae's room in a panic and ends up banging on the door, "CHIN-HAE I HAVE NO MASHED POTATOES AND I WANT SOME."
Chin-Hae doesn't seems to be answering the door but if you'll notice, the temperature surrounding his room is unusually very cold, which is his AC at turbo cool and max thermostat.
Oswald: Feeling the cold he opens the door and his hit by the massive cold temperature. As he adjusts he aimlessly says, "Chin-Hae? Mashed potatoes would be cold in here..."
Chin-Hae: He's awake, but he can't seem to answer. He's on his bed, buried under sheets of blankets that reaches up to half of his face.
Oswald: He looks over and sees the pile of blankets and instinctively rushes over, "Are you okay? It's only been like a day since I was last here and you've done from pouncing to covering up?"
Chin-Hae: His eyes are closed, and as soon as he hears Byun's voice clearly, he attempts into forming a weak smile. "B-bozo, did you just adjust the thermostat? Because if you did, I'm gonna die in the next minute."
Oswald: He smirks and rolls his eyes as he motions to the now open door, "No I did this thing called opening the door. You know, the thing you did when you decided you needed to relieve yourself." He looks over at the thermostat and his smirk widens, "Though I could change it, if you want me to..."
Chin-Hae: He pulls the blankets so that he's now completely covered. "Yes, I want you to."
Oswald: He walks over to it and his hand hovers over it, "You sure? You seem pretty sick."
Chin-Hae: He growls groggily from under the sheets. "Yes, I am, and that's why I need it!"
Oswald: He changes the thermostat and walks back over to the bed, resting on the edge of it and looks down at Chin-Hae, "Need anything? Nurse Sarcastic is here to help."
Chin-Hae: "Yeah, I need water because my throat's all dry. Make sure the water's at room temperature, it's about 50 millimeters before it hits the rim, and make sure that the container you're using is a KFC tumbler wherein Colonel Sanders' mouth has been doodled to make it look like he's pouting his tongue."
Oswald: He blinks a few times, "I'm your nurse not your fairy godmother. You get water in a see-through cup - sound good?"
Chin-Hae: He takes off the blankets so that his scowling face can be seen. "Do you dare defy me on my own orders, on my own room?"
Oswald: He shrugs, "I could just not get you water, change back the thermostat and close the door and leave you as I found you, do you want that?" He shakes his head and grabs a permanent marker and draws a face on the cup and shows it to Chin-Hae, "Look, it's your beloved Colonel Sanders."
Chin-Hae: He tries getting up to swat him to get to work, but he ends up falling back again like a limp. "Just get me the goddamn water for the love of Colonel Sanders. But I swear I'll get back to you on this."
Oswald: He grins as he gets some water and walks back over to Chin-Hae and sits beside him, "Sit up so you don't choke." He puts his hand on Chin-Hae's back to support him and is ready to give him the drink.
Chin-Hae: He takes slow gulps until the water left in the cup are a few drops. As soon as he finished, he heaves a sigh of relief and falls back on his bed gently. "Thanks, bozo."
Oswald: He smiles at him as he sets the cup down, "You're welcome. So, need anything else in non-Colonel Sanders themed things?"
Chin-Hae: He takes a deep breath and tries getting up. "Now that you mention it... Can you help me change my shirt? I've been sweating like hell, and my joints are painful to move."
Oswald: He nods and shuffles closer to him and begins to unbutton his shirt for him, "So, you have a fever?"
Chin-Hae: He nods as he helps Byun unbutton his shirt. "Yeah, and I easily get them. That's why I need the AC to keep my temperature stable or else I burn up fast."
Oswald: He pouts as he finishes taking the shirt off and grabs a clean one from the nearest drawer, "Aw, poor Colonel Chin-Hae."
Chin-Hae: "Oh shut up, poor Bozo or Nurse Sarcastic rather." He puts on the new shirt, which is plain white, slowly. As soon as he's finished wearing it, he lies down and stares at the ceiling. "Oh, uh, can you turn off the lights? I want to sleep right now. Just stay there in case I die."
Oswald: He laughs as he nods and turns the lights off. He goes and sits on Chin-Hae's desk chair and pulls out his phone and goes on tumblr.
Chin-Hae: A few minutes after the lights had been turned off, he dozes off to sleep, and a few more minutes later, he starts snoring so loudly he's like a hippopotamus growling with a hollow tube stuck in its throat.
Oswald: He looks over and can't help but laugh silently as he hears Chin-Hae's snoring. He shakes his head as he gets back to his phone, but making sure he has a glass of water close.
Chin-Hae: His snoring takes on a whole new level, like he beats the noise made by the AC. In between his snores, he moans and groans while tossing and turning on his bed. After that, he suddenly stands up, gets off his bed and sleepwalks like a zombie towards Byun. Actually, he's not the one he's water for, but the glass of water instead. He slowly picks it up and showers it above him. Then he starts dancing while subconsciously singing, "Oh, you touch my tralala, my ding ding dong, oh, you touch my tralala, my ding ding dong."
Oswald: He blinks a few times and looks horrified. He goes on his iPhone and tries to find the alarm app, all whilst scrambling to his feet. He turns his iPhone volume up to the highest it can go and soon an alarm sound blares throughout the room.
Chin-Hae: The nigh defeaning alarm saves Chin-Hae from being a sleepwalking strip dancer and wakes up while standing, dazed and blank. A few seconds after that, he staggers backwards and falls half of his body on his bed so he's like bent or something, snoring.
Oswald: He looks over and takes a few steps forwards, "I didn't know Colonel Chin-Hae stripped..."
Chin-Hae: He's asleep and still snoring, but he seems to be shivering more than ever after dousing himself with water moments ago.
Oswald: He rolls his eyes and grabs a towel from the floor, which he presumes Chin-Hae had used before and goes to dry Chin-Hae off. He then grabs yet another clean top and takes drenched one off and puts the new one on.
Chin-Hae: He doesn't wake up and continues sleeping and snoring with his mouth wide open, like you can see his the little dude hanging at the back of it yada yada. His arms are spread like wings, and so do his legs. He's actually only wearing navy shorts, and because of landing it pulls up so you can see his hips teehee. OH and its kinda damp >.<
Oswald: He grumbles something about not changing the entirety of him and he simply pushes Chin-Hae's limbs against his body and pulls the covers back over him, "This is so taxing, why did I agree to it?"
Chin-Hae: As soon as he's tucked in his blanket he starts swatting the air with jelly-like hands for no reason, mumbling indistinct words and snoring at a 3-second interval.
Oswald: He sees Chin-Hae swatting so he loosens the blankets. He smiles and sits on the edge of the bed and waits for Chin-Hae to wake up.
Timeskip like 20 minutes...
Chin-Hae: He finally wakes up at the sound of his own snoring and slowly rises up from bed. "Wait... Oh god no... I can't see anything..." He grasps for air with distraught. "I can't see anything! Nurse Sarcastic, I've gone blind! I can't see!" Since its pitch black in the room, he thinks he's blind >.<
Oswald: After being bored on his phone he had opted to stand at the light switch for when Chin-Hae wakes up. He chuckles and flicks the switch, "No patients of mine ever go blind Mr Pan. Unless they can't distinguish between lights being off and blindness."
Chin-Hae: He flinches when the lights go on, or when his "sight" comes back and he stops grasping the air. "Oh, right. Your presence is turning me into a bozo like you." He sits on his bed, and from the looks of it, it seems his fever is going down.
Oswald: He crosses his arms and gives him a 'bitch what' face, "Excuse me? I'm not the one who trips on his own two feet."
Chin-Hae: He gives him a talk-to-the-hand gesture. "Go talk to the hand, bozo." Awkward pause. "Oh hey... I have this weird dream with me dancing to a song with a lot of tralalas in it."
Oswald: He sniggers and he has to sit himself down to stop him laughing. After a few moments he can't take it and he bursts into laughter, between gasps of air he manages to say, "It...wasn't....a.....dream..."
Chin-Hae: He blinks for a few seconds before everything sinks in his mind, and that's where his legs go jelly. He stares at Byun with a what-the-hell-was-that look.
Oswald: He rubs the back of his neck, "You kinda poured water over yourself, did a stripper dance whilst singing the song. It was kind of disturbing."
Chin-Hae: He continues staring at him before finding his voice. "Wait, what?" He lays his hands on Byun's shoulders and grips them tight. "You aren't serious, are you? I mean, I can't do something like that with me sick."
Oswald: He blinks a few times at Chin-Hae's seriousness before nodding sheepishly, "Yeah, you did. Oooh you touched my tralalala. That song."
Chin-Hae: He raises an eyebrow with a face full of horror. "But I don't even know that song!"
Oswald: He smiles slightly, "Well, apparently you do now. Maybe you should learn another song to strip to though."
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head, his face blushing in embarrassment. "I'd rather not do that, after you seeing me in such a low-life state."
Oswald: He shakes his head, "Low-life isn't how I'd describe it personally. I'd go with, hm, unique, a one-off, ecstatic. Anything but low-life."
Chin-Hae: He blinks for a few seconds. "Ecstatic? You're trying to make me look like a drug addict."
Oswald: He grins again, "Well that's how I'd describe you stripping. It's better than saying druggie."
Chin-Hae: He looks away from him with arms folded, still embarrassed of what he did before. "If you ever tell anyone, I won't ever speak to you again," he warns him.

SKINNY DIPPING[]

Oswald: He sits on the bank of the lake, his feet in the water. He seems to be looking out over the lake, smiling absent mindedly.
Chin-Hae: He's literally dancing by the trees near the lake, which means he cannot ever trip as long as he keeps it up. It isn't before long he sees Oswald by the bank so decides to run up behind him and poke him on both sides. "Hey, good 'ol Bozo!"
Oswald: He flinches and kicks, water coming up and spraying the both of them, getting Oswald's hair slightly wet due to this. He looks behind him, a glare on his face before he processes the voice to the face and smiles, "Old? Coulda sworn I'm probably younger than you." He sticks his tongue out, "Probably makes you ancient."
Chin-Hae: He gets wet by the face, making him spew small amounts of water with coughing fits. He reaches to poke his forehead playfully. "No, I was born in 1997, bozo. I swear to your underwear I'm younger than you."
Oswald: He pouts in anger and folds his arms and looks away, "1994 isn't that much before you."
Chin-Hae: He points at him with a mocking finger and chuckles. "Grand-pa Bo-zo." He speaks each syllable with that certain crunch and crispiness.
Oswald: He looks at Chin-Hae and pretends to squint, "Oh, who're you boyo? Is that you Peter?" He puts on a fake old person's accent as he says this.
Chin-Hae: As part of the act, he puts on a childish voice, but he ends up cracking his voice too much. "Yes, grandpa. It's me, Peter! Would you like me to bring your dentures and cane?"
Oswald: He grins before playing the act along further. He puts a hand to his ear and looks confused, "Ya what? My mentos and brain?"
Chin-Hae: He raises his voice, as if to make himself clearer. "I said, would you like me to bring your dentures and- ack!" He isn't able to continue further, because he accidentally swallows a bug (a fly maybe?). He holds his throat and chokes and coughs.
Oswald: He laughs for a few seconds before realising what happened. He gets up and punches Chin-Hae in the stomach hard enough to force him to cough the bug up. The punch isn't hard enough to cause any major pain to Chin-Hae.
Chin-Hae: He clears his throat and decides to cut short the grandpa-grandson talk. "T-thanks, Oswald," he blurts out, not realizing he said Oswald's actual name and he's too oblivious to do so. "Seriously, the bug tastes like rotten KFC chicken."
Oswald: He laughs and shakes his head, going back to putting his feet in the lake, "You say the weirdest things. Were you popular on variety shows?"
Chin-Hae: He grimaces at him, as if the question's an insult. "Of course I am, Bozo! The people always wanted me to appear on almost every show there is on Korea, and ratings go up faster than your ledeledel can."
Oswald: He glances back at Chin-Hae and shrugs, "Did they know you had a tendency to not lock the doors when you took care of yourself?" He seems to snigger after he made the comment.
Chin-Hae: The grimace doesn't leave his face, and is now blending with mad blushing. "O-of course they didn't! They'll probably think I'm Ron Jeremy's son if they find out about that."
Oswald: He pouts fakely and wipes a non existent tear from his eye, "Awww, poor Jeremy Chin-Hae, just like his father."
Chin-Hae: Well, he finds the word "father" hurtful so he suddenly snaps, "Stop it." His grimace his gone, and is now replaced by a scowl with no blushing.
Oswald: He stops pouting and holds up his hands apologetically, slightly intimidated by Chin-Hae, "S-Sorry." There's an awkward silence before grins, "Wanna go swimming?"
Chin-Hae: His mood seems to have lightened up at the change of topic, his face relaxing before turning into a slight hint of a smile. "I haven't taken a bath ever since the tap back at my room got messed up so I guess it's good."
Oswald: He relaxes, seeing Chin-Hae smile slightly and his grin widens slightly, "Do you have any trunks? Or are we gonna be fun?"
Chin-Hae: He leans closer to Byun with a nervous look. "To be honest, I forgot my underwear somewhere at my room when I went out to look for another bathroom. That includes the underwear that is supposed to be inside my pants right now."
Oswald: He blinks a few times, confused before processing what Chin-Hae just said. He laughs and claps his hands momentarily, "Oh, looks like skinny dipping it is."
Chin-Hae: His eyes widen as he looks all over his body, making sure there's no weird thing happening on it at the thought of skinny dipping. "Seriously? We're gonna swim naked? But..."
Oswald: He shrugs and his grin doesn't leave, "I don't know why you're getting worked up. I've seen you in two of your darkest hours, it should be me who's worrying."
Chin-Hae: He waves his hand as if to swat. "No, no, no. Those are accidental; this is not. And, you're worried? Why, because I get to see you in full bozo-ness? Well, I don't know."
Oswald: He sighs and rolls his eyes, "I never said I was worried, I said if one of us should be, it should be me. Besides, do you want to remain boring forever? Do Korean Idols not know how to have fun or is it just you?" He raises an eyebrow and crosses his arms sassily.
Chin-Hae: He grins as he takes off his shirt in a flash and throws it on the ground. "I'm a Korean idol, and I know how to have fun, so try me." He copies Byun's sassy look and arm-crossing for a dramatic sexy flair >.<
Oswald: He blinks a few times before a smirk seems to find its way onto his face. He takes off his shirt and instead of throwing it on the ground he throws it at Chin-Hae, laughing slightly as he does so.
Chin-Hae: He grabs the shirt in mid-air and throws it away. "No way are you going to let that dirty shirt ruin my well-bestowed physique." He reaches for the buckle of his belt and raises his brows twice in quick succession.
Oswald: He opens hos mouth and shakes his head, "Me? Wearing dirty things? I'm offended you think of me like that." His hands ghost over his belt, waiting for Chin-Hae's response.
Chin-Hae: He holds up his hands. "Okay, okay, sorry. Just don't throw your clothes all over me." He undoes his belt's buckle, but doesn't actually take off the whole thing, like he's tempting Byun or something >.<
Oswald: He stops and smiles, "Fine." He looks at Chin-Hae doing what he's doing and blinks, "You're doing another strip show? The one when you were ill was enough."
Chin-Hae: He raises an eyebrow. "I thought this was skinny dipping, and last time I checked, skinny dipping involves stripping."
Oswald: He shrugs and pulls his belt off, throwing it aside on the floor. He crosses his arms again and waits for Chin-Hae.
Chin-Hae: He sighs exasperatedly as he pulls off his own, then his shoes, which are all scattered on the grass now. All that's left is his pants, because there's nothing else to take off after that >.< "Do we really have to wait, one clothing item at a time?"
Oswald: He pauses for a few moments before smirking and pulling the rest of his clothing off apart from his boxers. He stands there and waits for Chin-Hae, "No, we don't. But it was more...suspenseful that way."
Chin-Hae: He blinks nervously. "You do know I don't have any underwear, right? It might just make you go willies when I take off my pants."
Oswald: He shrugs, "You sound like a virgin girl, man up."
Chin-Hae: He scowls at him as he stomps his way to the lake while removing his pants, so his back door can be seen, but not the front door, then throws it away. "Excuse me? I'm a virgin, but I don't sound like it nor act like it. Doesn't you-know-what-in-my-room prove my point, bozo?"
Oswald: He blushes slightly at THE BACK DOOR AYYYY but doesn't say anything. Instead, he remains silent and slips out of his boxers and ends up running towards Chin-Hae, pushing him into the lake and jumping in after him. As he resurfaces he has a smirk plastered onto his face.
Chin-Hae: He pulls his hair out of his face so he could see Byun. "You did not just do that." He pouts at him. "An eel practically slid against my ledeledel as soon as I hit the water."
Oswald: He mimic the pout but ultimately he laughs, "Are you sure you haven't mistaken your leg for an eel? You probably got confused."
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head but still pouts. "I swear to Zeus almighty that it's an eel. My leg's definitely not as slippery as its skin."
Oswald: He kinda shrugs in the water (or as much as he can without stopping to stay afloat) and his pout shrinks, "Well, whilst you worry about your leg eel, I'm going to have fun, you know, the thing we ultimately jumped, or was pushed, in to do."
Chin-Hae: He stays quiet, his pout turning into a malicious grin as he sinks in the water and tries pulling Byun with him by the leg (DON'T MIND WHAT HE SAW IN BETWEEN DIVING AND PULLING HIS LEG MKAI?).
Oswald: He doesn't feel the pulling at first and when he does he kinda goes slightly helpless and thrashes about, trying to splash Chin-Hae but ultimately failing, "Yah!"
Chin-Hae: Now that they're both underwater, he blinks a few times to adjust his eyes to the water, a few bubbles floating out of his lips. He floats horizontally and pushes him down further playfully (yes you can see his front door now).
Oswald: Upon his eyes adjusting and seeing the front door of Chin-Hae he blushes like really madly and he tries to resurface since he's running out of breath. In his frantic effort he kinda touches Chin-Hae's ledeledeldel and by touch I mean he full on gropes it in a way so they'd both feel pretty violated or not idk.
Chin-Hae: As soon as he gasps for air back at the surface, he blushes even more madly than Byun, feeling his hand all over his ledeledel. He doesn't know how to react like does he enjoy it or not or should he feel offended or yada yada. He asks him curtly, "What are you doing? I swear I can feel a hand on Australia's outback down under."
Oswald: He turns around to face away from Chin-Hae still blushing madly in hopes that it would make the situation a lot less awkward. After a few moment he says in a shaky voice, "Sorry."
Chin-Hae: He waves a hand as if to shrug off his apology. "No, no, don't say that. I mean..." Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. His mad blush is taking on a whole new level of red as he tries to muster up the words to speak. "I kind of..." Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. "Liked it." BOOM DUDE YO DA MAN
Oswald: He turns around and his blush intensifies as he looks down at the waters in between them. There's an awkward silence before he grins slightly and splashes water at Chin-Hae, "Good."
Chin-Hae: He stays silent for a few seconds before he bursts out laughing. "Never in my life had I actually planned on saying that in front of a guy, so don't you dare forget it. These are the words of a pure, innocent virgin. Now, man up.
Oswald: He holds a hand to his heart and looks touched (in a fake way tho), "I'm touched! THE K-Pop idol, Peter Pan, was okay with me groping him! I must blog about this."
Chin-Hae: In an attempt to lift his submerged hand to cover his mouth, he gropes Byun's ledeledel instead. His eyes widen and whole face freezes at what he just did, YET HE DOESN'T LET GO OH YEAH BOY.
Oswald: He blushes so dark like now he's practically the colour of a plum if that's possible. And lets just say Mini Oswald gets a bit excited MHM HE'S HAPPY TO SEE HIM.
Chin-Hae: He's about to let go of his grope when he feels something MONUMENTAL and ASTOUNDING. "What are you doing, bozo?"
Oswald: He tries to play it off cool and smiles slightly (like in the skinny dipping image), "Nothing?"
Chin-Hae: He raises an eyebrow, all malice revolving on that brow. "But... part of you is doing something." SO HE SQUEEZES HIS GROPING HAND (GENTLY) AND YESSSSSSSSS.
Oswald: He shakes his head and tries to keep his smile, "Yeah, my mouth is smiling, right?"
Chin-Hae: He decides to say it straight in front of him. "If this was a game show, you would've lost the whole thing. It's your Vienna sausage, you bozo!"
Oswald: He blushes and then something swims past the backs of his legs causing him to jump and he goes straight into Chin-Hae, their ledeldels touching and they're kinda maybe idk kissing now ok.
Chin-Hae: He feels Byun's body pressed against him, especially his ledeledel and lips and feels like everything just stopped. He just kisses him back and yeah he likes it so yeah.
Oswald: He kinda gets into it and due to the fact he's scared and because he's getting into the kiss, he wraps his arms around Chin-Hae's neck.
Chin-Hae: He does the same, and after about 10 more seconds of kissing, he gasps for air, his panting breaths a sign. He doesn't seem to be blushing much anymore, probably because he's not that embarrassed.
Oswald: He blushes slightly and brings back his arms, keeping them close to his body. He looks slightly worried, afraid of Chin-Hae's reaction and he makes sure he has an escape route if things go a bit wrong i.e he gets punched.
Chin-Hae: He bites down his lip as he flaps his arms a bit to keep himself afloat. "Hey," he says.
Oswald: He smiles slightly, "Hey." Unlike Chin-Hae, he moves his arms in a fluid motion to keep himself afloat.
Chin-Hae: His eyes darts in different directions with a nervous look eclipsing his face. "So, um, er... I'm going to say this only once so you better listen." He leans closer to him and whispers, "Bozo, no, Oswald. I..." Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. "I bloody like you, alright?"
Oswald: He blinks a few times before smiling and leaning in to Chin-Hae's ear, "Oh, so I'm not alone then." He moves back and bites his lip and waits for Chin-Hae's reaction.
Chin-Hae: He grins at him. "C'mere, bozo." He pulls Byun for a tight hug.
Oswald: He smiles as he wraps his arms around Chin-Hae and for the first time since idk probably his 18th birthday he feels safe. Feelings of a tight hug which Kim used to do comes back to him and he sniffles in order not to cry and dampen the mood.
Chin-Hae: He hears his sniffles and suddenly looks worried. "What's wrong?"
Oswald: He shrugs and looks at Chin-Hae, "Bad memories it's nothing. Also, I'm slightly cold now and I don't want to get frostbite down there so.."
Chin-Hae: He nods. "I suppose we should head back." He starts swimming back to the bank of the lake while holding Byun's hand.
Oswald: On the bank he seems slightly conflicted, "Is it worth putting clothes back on?"
Chin-Hae: He reaches for his clothes and puts them on despite being wet all over. "Well, you don't want to catch a cold and run around camp naked, right? We can dry up and change at my room."
Oswald: He hastily puts on his boxers and trousers and keeps his shirt off which he uses to dry his head and body slightly and nods, "Sure, I mean, do you have chicken nuggets?"
Chin-Hae: He grins as he squeezes some of the water on his hair. "Chicken nuggets? I think I stepped over the box on my way out of my room."
Oswald: He looks at Chin-Hae in horror and gasps, "You...left....chicken nuggets....on the floor?"
Chin-Hae: He grabs his shoulders and shakes him, an expression full of shameful shame. "I-it was an accident! I d-didn't mean to step over them! I swear, it was an accident!"
Oswald: He giggles slightly and he smirks, "How would you like it if I left a box of friend chicken or some mashed potatoes in their container on the floor? How would you feel?!"
Chin-Hae: He shakes him a bit more. "Our feeling is mutual, bozo! I can feel your pain right now!"
Oswald: He grins and holds his head, "I don't mean to stop your bawling, but you've made me dizzy."
Chin-Hae: He blinks and lets go of his shoulders. "Oh, um, er, uh, sorry." He starts shuffling his feet on the ground. "Shall we go? I'm getting really chilly now."
Oswald: He nods and yeah.

THIS IS A TIMESKIP

Post Birth of Chinwald[]

The Room of Chin-Hae[]

Oswald: As they get to Chin-Hae's room he instantly flops onto Chin-Hae's bed, not caring about what the other says and he pulls the blanket over him, slightly shivering.
Chin-Hae: Chin-Hae changes his clothes (including underwear, mind you) and throws his wet ones at the laundry basket in his small bathroom. He sits at the edge of the bed, a bit worried. "Bozo, are you alright? You're kinda pale and cold."
Oswald: He coughs and looks at him and rolls his eyes, "I've probably got a cold not hypothermia."
Chin-Hae: He facepalms before standing up to get another blanket to keep Byun warmer. "Sorry, I should have fessed up and kissed and hugged you right after we went swimming. Now you're all cold and shivering."
Oswald: He waves his hand dismissively, "I'm pretty sure it says somewhere that kissing and hugging warms someone up, right?"
Chin-Hae: He rolls his eyes playfully. "That's what they simply call 'body heat'." He sits again on the bed and snuggles him mkai.
Oswald: He sits up so they can snuggle more idk cutely. He looks over at him and pouts, "Do you have something we can do? Snuggling's nice but don't you have a TV?"
Chin-Hae: He gets up and opens a cabinet on the wall directly in front of the bed, where a fairly large TV sits inside. He throws the remote to Byun. "Well, happy now?"
Oswald: He kinda misses the catch and it hits him on the forehead. As he rubs it he pouts some more, "Yeah I'm f*cking amazing." He looks through some channels before sighing, "Do you have something interesting to watch?"
Chin-Hae: He nods as he sits on the bed again. "Yeah, I was watching <insert K-Drama title here> last night, and I didn't even finish episode 1 though it looks good."
Oswald: He looks intrigued though he doesn't know that much Korean, "We should watch that~" He settles back into the bed and half hands, half throws the remote at Chin-Hae.
Chin-Hae: He semi-catches the remote and turn the TV on. The drama resumes to where Chin-Hae last paused it. <insert K-Drama title here> features Baek-Bom, a sexually frustrated teenager that finds himself in trouble after hooking up with a lot of high school girls yada yada.
Oswald: He listens for a moment before hearing Baek-Beom and he blinks a few times, turning to Chin-Hae, "What's that guy's name?"
Chin-Hae: He doesn't peel his eyes off the TV screen, though he answers. "Er, Baek-Bom. Why?"
Oswald: He blinks a few times before checking his phone which somehow has remained at Chin-Hae's since the nursing experience. After a few moments he brings up a picture of his birth certificate and reads out the name section (I have no idea how it works bc I'm lazy so >.<), "Korean name, Byun Baek-Beom. English name, Oswald Ryan Byun." He blinks a few times more and looks back at the screen.
Chin-Hae: He takes a peek on the picture then moves his eyes at him with an oh-i-see-that's-very-surprising look. "Well, you and this Baek-Beom on TV seem almost the same." He winks at him.
Oswald: He pouts, "But I'm the better Baek-Beom, right?"
Chin-Hae: He grins at him and winks. "Why wouldn't I say you're the better Baek-Beom?"
Oswald: He looks back at the screen and his pout intensifies (if that's possible), "Because that Baek-Beom is drop dead gorgeous?"
Chin-Hae: The grin fades into a puzzled look. "Er, if you're talking about yourself, er, um, uh, um, er, I'd say you're... Ugh, I don't know how to put it into words."
Oswald: He faces Chin-Hae and raises an eyebrow, "Aren't you meant to be an idol? Don't you write your songs and have a natural talent with words?"
Chin-Hae: He looks at him with a poker face in return. "Hello, I dance most of the time, and the songwriting goes to our leader."
Oswald: He pouts, "Fine. Maybe I should go charm him until he writes me a song."
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head. "No, no, no. You can't charm my leader because if you think I'm awkwardly mental enough, he's on another level."
Oswald: He raises an eyebrow, "How so?"
Chin-Hae: He blinks. "Er, the list goes on and on, y'know so I wouldn't bother you with the details. But if you really want to know, you may as well meet him in personal."
Oswald: He makes an exhausted looking face, "Well, if he's worse than you then I might as well save myself the loss of brain cells."
Chin-Hae: He laughs a bit too loud. "Hahaha, you've already lost some on me, bozo."
Oswald: He nods and smiles innocently, "But I'm sure I can live without those ones."
Chin-Hae: Just as he is about to speak, the TV, or K-Drama, starts to make groaning and moaning sounds. The other Baek-Bom seems to be having good times with a girl on bed >.<
Oswald: He looks over and sees the TV screen and instantly looks back at Chin-Hae, "Can not making girls moan be one of the reasons why I'm the better Baek-Beom?"
Chin-Hae: He looks away from the TV and back at him with a malicious grin. "Can you prove me you're better than that Baek-Bom? Hmmm?"
Oswald: He goes bright red and covers his face slightly, "And how would I do that?" He opts to play dumb to avoid any awkwardness, though he wouldn't mind tbh.
Chin-Hae: His grin grows wider, his cheeks getting chubbier. "Well, how do you do it?"
Oswald: He moves closer to Chin-Hae, a small smirk replacing his blush, "I think I have a few ideas..."
Chin-Hae: He reaches for the remote and turns off the TV, so that the only audible sounds are their breathing. "I'm open-minded."
Oswald: He grins and goes to Chin-Hae's belt, "Good, because we might just relive some memories."
Chin-Hae: So he lies down but he's still looking at him with his head raised. "It's all your fault for barging in my room back then, and now look at us."
Oswald: He shrugs as he pulls the belt away, "I'm sorry, who forgot to lock the door?"
Chin-Hae: He smirks as he starts unzipping his pants for him. "Well, who's the curious one?"
Oswald: He taps his mouth with a finger, "Well, I guess that's me." He blushes slightly as he pulls down the pants further and begins to do things.

Heart to Heart[]

Chin-Hae: So he's still lying on the bed with bedsheets covering his body, panting.
Oswald: He lies beside him, snuggling slightly into him, lying in a foetus position. He seems to be shivering slightly, despite what they've just done.
Chin-Hae: He ruffles Byun's hair as he looks blankly at the ceiling. "Bozo, to be honest, that kind of hurt a bit."
Oswald: He nods, still shivering, pouting slightly and decides to be blunt, "You hurt. A lot."
Chin-Hae: He pokes his forehead. "Hey, it took me a full minute before I actually yada yada my yada yada to your yada yada yada."
Oswald: He blushes and shakes his head, snuggling even more into Chin-Hae, the shivering becoming more violent, indicating he's going to be sick or something, "You know, I don't feel too good..."
Chin-Hae: He rises up with a worried look suddenly appearing on his face and presses his hand against Byun's neck. "Y-you're burning up! Wait, I'll get you clothes." He hops off his bed naked and goes to his closet to find a pajamas for him. He pulls out a white one printed with thin black stripes and wears them on Byun. "I'll get you water, alright? I'll be back in a minute."
Oswald: He nods and laughs slightly, finding it ironic how the roles have changed, "Can I call you Nurse Sanders?"
Chin-Hae: He laughs back as he goes out of the room. "I like it," he remarks as he closes the door to get water and obviously medicine and food and idk
Oswald: He sits up and pulls his knees to his chest. Although he won't admit it, rather than hating Hades and his kids, he's grown to become afraid of them and due to what happened to Kim, he's beginning to become afraid of getting close to anyone again.
Chin-Hae: He comes back about 20 minutes later with one big plastic bag of mineral water on one hand and groceries on another. He lays them on one corner then pulls out a water bottle and a medicine pill from his pocket. He gives them to Byun and says, "Here."
Oswald: He looks at them and tilts his head, "What am I meant to do with these?" He laughs slightly and shakes his head, "Don't suppose you have anything for a panic attack?"
Chin-Hae: He bites his lip, more worried than before. "I, er, uh, no. But you're heating up so I thought I should buy paracetamol."
Oswald: "Oh." He does the things and smiles, "Thanks, Nurse Sanders is better than Nurse Sarcastic."
Chin-Hae: "Thanks too, but my yada yada still hurts. I can still feel a phantom yada yada inside." He gets two <what's your favorite flavor> yogurts and gives one to Byun (includes spoon). "Yogurt is healthy, so eat up. It'll help you feel better."
Oswald: He looks at it and grimaces slightly, "I'm not in the mood for food."
Chin-Hae: He looks a bit disappointed as he sets them aside. "Well, what do you want? Do I need to turn on the TV or AC or...?"
Oswald: He shrugs and looks at him and smiles, hoping to brighten his mood, "We could just talk?"
Chin-Hae: He shrugs as he lies beside him on the bed. "Well, okay. What do you want to talk about?"
Oswald: He shrugs, "I'm not exactly good with conversation openers. As I said, I have no friends par you and Kim."
Chin-Hae: He fidgets with his hands, finding the words to start the conversation. "Well, er, I know its unfair that you told me some about yourself while I didn't, like it seems I'm hiding everything from you, so sorry. It's just that my life's a real mess just as you do. I don't even really know who am I."
Oswald: He looks at him and smiles, moving closer to Chin-Hae, "It's fine, really. You don't need to tell me anything you don't want to."
Chin-Hae: He takes his hand and squeezes it lightly. "No, it's just that it's not fair, like you shared something to me about you, and I didn't. Ugh, it just makes me feel bad for myself."
Oswald: He doesn't stop smiling and kisses Chin-Hae quickly on the cheek, "Honestly, I'm not going to force you to tell me, but if you want to, it's fine. I can tell you more stuff in return."
Chin-Hae: He nods as he takes a few deep breaths before he starts telling his side. "So, er, the thing is, I have amnesia, like I can't remember a lot of significant memories since I was..." He shrugs. "I don't know. Some memories come back, but I can't really recognize them at all."
Oswald: He nods, "So it's annoying for you to remember things?"
Chin-Hae: He rolls so that he's looking at him now with his head on his hand. "Exactly, but..." He drifts off his talking, as if he's pulling something back. "Well, something started working in my mind shortly before I came here. To be frank, I joined G.O.M not only for popularity."
Oswald: He tilts his head slightly, "Why else did you join G.O.M?"
Chin-Hae: His tone of speaking turns a bit more serious, looking Byun in the eye because he doesn't want to make him think he's joking. "I want to cut to the chase already, so... I worked hard into being one of the G.O.M so that I could go here, in America and..." Tick, tock. "... So I could find a convicted criminal."
Oswald: He stops for a few moments and blinks, his head still tilted, "A criminal?"
Chin-Hae: He barely nods. "I think he's my father. I don't know just yet so that's why I'm looking for answers here, on this country."
Oswald: "Your...father?" He looks confused but nods regardless, not wanting to make Chin-Hae feel awkward or something idk.
Chin-Hae: He bites his lip, now worried of what Byun may think of him. "I know it sounds wrong, but I think my father is a criminal. It's just, ugh, all so confusing. It's like I felt a tug when I saw this man on TV before and I thought he's my dad."
Oswald: He nods slowly, "So you think the feeling you had indicates something more than just a criminal on a screen?"
Chin-Hae: He somehow doesn't get his question but whatever xD "Yeah, more than just a criminal. I think when I get to talk to him, I might get my memories back and answer my freakin' questions once and for all."
Oswald: He smiles sympathetically, "Sounds like a cool mission. Do you know where he is?"
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head solemnly, taking a peek at Byun to see his sympathetic smile. "I... don't know. All I know is that he's in a maximum security prison in the US."
Oswald: "Oh..." He looks at Chin-Hae and shrugs, trying not to look like he's brushing it off, "Maybe you'll get to speak to him one day?"
Chin-Hae: "I hope so..." He facepalms apologetically. "Sorry I have to tell you a story that doesn't really make sense."
Oswald: His smile turns into a grin, "It's fine~ Besides, it's an interesting story, not one I'd think an idol would have."
Chin-Hae: He hugs him as his form of a silent thanks. "But still, to be honest I don't want you to get dragged along my troubles. I... don't want anything bad happen to you."
Oswald: He laughs bitterly and his smile fades quickly, "I could say the same for you."
Chin-Hae: He simply smiles, still hugging him. "Well, er, that's just me for now. I mean, I can't remember a lot about me so..."
Oswald: He pulls away and smiles at him, "I guess it's my turn, right?"
Chin-Hae: He nods. "Yeah."
Oswald: He rubs the back of his neck and looks uncomfortable, "Hm, let's see. I was born from a woman who had too much to drink and got pregnant which then caused her to be disowned by her parents."
Chin-Hae: He stares at him, and by the way he's still not letting go of his hug on him. "Sorry I didn't catch the last part... Disowned? Wait, who's your father anyway?"
Oswald: He looks back at him, "Prometheus. Her parents didn't appreciate their daughter being pregnant before marriage, so it was only natural that she hated me when I was born."
Chin-Hae: His jaw drops a little bit, "What did she do to you?"
Oswald: He shrugs as if it was nothing, although he knows it's something, "She often ignored me and only spoke to me when it was about acting up at school. The only times she was nice to me was at parent teacher conferences. And when she got married when I was about, six, she became even more distant."
Chin-Hae: His eyes downcast, he doesn't know what to say to him. I mean, saying 'i'm sorry to hear that' seems stupid. He puts on his best sympathy to his voice, "And then? Did she get another kid?"
Oswald: He laughs, "No. When she found out my step-dad was a demigod too she called us freaks and went back to Korea. It didn't stop her from fighting for custody over me to make sure her pride was still in tact."
Chin-Hae: "So... She got you back from your step-dad?"
Oswald: He shakes his head, "She lost and then my step-dad became my legal guardian. For a while, until I was eighteen, life was normal." He sighs, looking down.
Chin-Hae: He raises an eyebrow, but of course it's still sympathetic, wouldn't want to give Byun the wrong impression. "You say it like "normal"'s an understatement."
Oswald: He shrugs, "And then a hellhound sent by Hades murdered him and I was left a technical orphan. So I went to Camp where I spent most of my time grieving."
Chin-Hae: He bites his lip, nervous on what he is going to ask him, "If so... Then how did you turn out as a spirit?"
Oswald: He sighs, "Hades said to me that I could see my step-dad again if I went and got some of the original fire, stuff like Prometheus did. He gave me some bullshit locations but when I found some and got some, he got mad and ordered me to give it to him. But Zeus, Hephaestus and Mnemo decided they needed it so in my home state they appeared. I got scared and ran, only to be killed by the furies. Nemesis pitied me and made me into a revenge spirit where I swore revenge on Hades and his kids." He stops and looks at Chin-Hae, "But now, after what happened to Kim, I'm scared to get close to anyone."
Chin-Hae: He lets a few seconds pass to take it all in, on how much of a victim Byun is like him. "But..." He grips his hand tightly and reassuringly. "You're here with me, and I know we can work things out, right?"
Oswald: He smiles and nods, moving so he's sitting beside Chin-Hae, resting his head on his shoulder, "Yeah, I guess we can."
Chin-Hae: He smiles back, a bit relieved. "So, how are you feeling now?"
Oswald: He shrugs, "In the mood for chicken..."
Chin-Hae: He chuckles, "Chicken? Like chicken nuggets?"
Oswald: He pouts and looks up at Chin-Hae, "Can we get some?"
Chin-Hae: "But you're still in a fever, and we actually squished the whole box when we were, you know, playing."
Oswald: He gets up and pouts and crosses his arms, "Well one, I think I can survive to get nuggets and two, who's fault was that?"
Chin-Hae: He gets up so he's sitting again, his own arms crossed too. "Hey, I only crushed like one-fourth of the whole thing when we flipped over, and your butt did the rest, bozo."
Oswald: He smiles cutely and shrugs, "My butt's attracted to things I like. If I recall, you weren't complaining."
Chin-Hae: He suddenly blushes and shakes his head. "No, you took your butt's purpose too far. I'm just saying you squished the rest of the chicken nuggets."
Oswald: He shrugs, "Because you love me you'll get me more, right?" He flashes some really adorable eyes at him and pouts slightly.
Chin-Hae: He playfully slaps him, "You little piece of work. Fine, fine, I'll get you some, but you have to clean my room in return."
Oswald: He gasps and pouts, "Me?! Why? Are you too lazy to do it?"
Chin-Hae: He grins mockingly, "Chicken nuggets or no chicken nuggets?"
Oswald: He gasps again, "You wouldn't!?"
Chin-Hae: He immediately grabs one of his hands and tugs it towards the closet. "Yes, now go get dressed because you're going with me to McDonalds, and clean my room once you pigged out."
Oswald: He whimpers and becomes kinda playfully stroppy, "You pick clothes for me."
Chin-Hae: He shrugs and lets go of him. "Okay, fine." He goes for the closet and opens it, throwing two clothing items onto the floor: a loose striped shirt and cargo shorts. "My jeans are all dirty, and I'm too lazy to do laundry right now so that's all I can give."
Oswald: He gets changed shamelessly and smiles, "You, lazy? I never would've guessed."
Chin-Hae: He laughs as he goes for the door. "Yes, you don't need to guess that I'm lazy. I'm an open book."
Oswald: He nods and crosses his arms, "Don't trip up~!"
Chin-Hae: As he says that, he actually trips and falls on the ground, cursing under his breath. "Would you please not say that?"
Oswald: He laughs and holds out his hand so he can pull himself up, "I'll try not to."

TIMESKIP

Love and Sexy Nuggets[]

Chinwald is now indulging on the heavenly goodness of chicken nuggets.
Oswald: He smiles adorably at Chin-Hae, trying to ignore the current ordeal he had to make, "I'm still not going to do your room without an fight."
Chin-Hae: He winks as he takes a bite of the juicy chicken, "What kind of fight?"
Oswald: He thinks about it for a second, "Who can walk without tripping up for longest while trying to insult each other."
Chin-Hae: He sighs, "Can it be something like that doesn't involve tripping? I already tripped seventy times on the way here."
Oswald: He grins, "Where's the fun in that? You never want to have fun, unless I beg like ten times."
Chin-Hae: He pouts, "That's the point. I don't have actual fun in tripping, much more when you laugh at me, so can it be something else like hide and seek?"
Oswald: He sighs at his refusal but perks up again at hide and seek, "Hide and seek? Maybe we could do it here."
Chin-Hae: He grins, "Yes, bozo, we'll do it here."
Oswald: He mirrors the grin and raises an eyebrow, "Who's gonna count?"
Chin-Hae: He points to himself, still grinning, "Oooh let me, let me."
Oswald: He nods, standing up, "Okay, but no peeking or I can get sweet revenge."
Chin-Hae: He does a thumbs up, "You can trust me on that." He facetables himself with his eyes covered by his hands so he can't see anything and starts counting, "One... Two... There..."
Oswald: Once satisfied that Chin-Hae can't see him, he runs to the bathroom as it's his first instinctive place and hides in a cubicle.
Chin-Hae: Once he counts up to thirty, he stands up and starts looking for him. He searched the whole fast food chain before actually going inside the bathroom, the clicking of the doorknob the signal of his arrival.
Oswald: He holds his breath as he waits for Chin-Hae to stop searching and give up.
Chin-Hae: He steps inside and closes the door behind him, cooing, "Yoohoo, bozo..."
Oswald: He continues to hold his breath but ends up laughing loudly. After he does so, he quickly covers his mouth.
Chin-Hae: He winces a bit, but he still recognizes that laugh anywhere. Laughing back, he threatens him just as playfully, "Boooozoooo, I'm gonna step on every chicken nugget there is and squishy squashy them and flush 'em in the poopoo seat!"
Oswald: He stands on the toilet so his head comes over the wall thing and he sighs, "You know, are you sure you're not the most awkward child in G.O.M? Poopoo seat? I'm gonna cringe."
Chin-Hae: He comes over near the cubicle's door, grinning at him. "I can be really awkward in a lot of-" as he reaches for the door's handle thingy, he trips, "a lot of ways, like that. And trust me, me and Parker are on a different level when it comes to being really awkward. Just take a look at me walking."
Oswald: He raises an eyebrow, "When you two are together is it super awkward?"
Chin-Hae: He shakes his head, "It's unexplainable, actually so we're undefined." He nudges the cubicle door. "Hey, come out now, we still haven't finished our nuggets."
Oswald: He's now feeling better and smirks slightly, his fingers like tracing along his abs through his shirt, "I'm feeling kinda better though..."
Chin-Hae: He nods, "Yeah, and that's why we need to finish our nuggets because its your medicine."
Oswald: He shakes his head and kinda semi drags Chin-Hae into the cubicle, "But I'm not hungry though..."
Chin-Hae: He gasps, practically astonished on what he just said, "WHOA WHOA, you actually rejected sexy chicken nuggets!?"
Oswald: He shrugs, kinda idk desperate at this point, "What's the use of having chicken nuggets, no matter how sexy they are, when you have a K-Pop idol who needs to be the definition of sexy standing right in front of you?"
Chin-Hae: He closes the cubicle door behind him and locks it, so it's all just him, Oswald, and the holy toilet. He smirks at him, "Can you use my definition in a sentence?"
Oswald: He thinks for a sentence, "Hm. I date a sexy K-Pop idol who won't get my hints?"
Chin-Hae: He comes nearer to him and grabs his shoulders. "Why don't you play your little hints into... charades?"
Oswald: Instead of that, he smirks slightly, "Are we really gonna do it in a McDonalds bathroom?"
Chin-Hae: He's now reaching for Oswald's shirt and tugs it, "That's why I locked the door, and you do realize its like what, 11 PM? There aren't many people around so..."
OOC: I assume its late nighttime cuz they had chicken nuggets right after Oswald's deal with Hades.
Oswald: He giggles because of the cold air as he like removes his shirt, "Are we just gonna talk?"
Chin-Hae: He removes his own shirt and hangs it on the cubicle door, pinning Oswald to the wall near the toilet. He whispers in his ear, "Let's /chicken dance/."
Oswald: He furrows his eyebrows, "So awkward."

TIME SKIPS (Insert and the rest was history *wink wink* gif here)

Chin-Hae: So after doing the /chicken dance/, he felt the urge to poop so he goes to another cubicle and farts farts farts poop poop poop clunk clunk clunk. He's probably screaming like a man in labor right now.
Oswald: He kinda sits outside the cubicles awkwardly, wishing the noises he's hearing don't exist. It's to the point where he considers writing a note and excusing himself back to his room.
Chin-Hae: After about 3 minutes of pooping labor, 5 minutes of actually pooping, and 2 more minutes for washing and flushing the toilet, he comes out triumphantly of the bathroom. He goes out into the dining area and approaches Byun, who's getting a new batch of chicken nuggets. "Sorry, I have to, you know, launch the bombs. But it wasn't your fault, I swear."
Oswald: He turns and smiles to him, "It's fine, but try not to mention it - I'd rather not be put off my chicken."
Chin-Hae: He nods, "Alright. I'll just wait at our table when you're done here," and turns around to walk to their place.
Oswald: In a few minutes he walks over and sits opposite Chin-Hae. He takes a nugget from the box before offering the box to him, "Want one?"
OOC: I want a little drama like Chin-Hae tells Byun that he dreamed something pretty bad about him >.<
Chin-Hae: He waves a hand, "No, thanks. After what happened to me in the bathroom, I don't think eating another one of those sounds pleasant." He seems to be worried for some reason, his eyes not really looking directly at Oswald.
Oswald: He looks at him as he continues to eat the nuggets, "Are you okay?"
Chin-Hae: He shrugs, "Yeah I'm okay," but he immediately shakes his head. "Well, it's just that I..." He looks down on his fidgeting fingers, "There's this dream I had a few nights back..."
Oswald: He tilts his head as he continues to eat, "I'm guessing it's bad?"
Chin-Hae: He nods solemnly. "Yeah... I haven't had a single dream, which is ironic, for the past weeks then suddenly something bad about you pops up."
Oswald: He pales and laughs nervously, rubbing the back of his neck, "You did?"
Chin-Hae: He nods again, "Yeah." He gulps before continuing. "You're hanging from the darkness in restraints I can't see, you're bathed in blood, cold and..." He can't say the word, but it seems he has said enough for it to be obvious.
Oswald: In an attempt to remain calm he raises an eyebrow, "And?"
Chin-Hae: He pulls back in saying it for a few seconds then says it in one breathing, "You're dead cold, Bozo! You're damn dead!"
Oswald: He blinks a few times and smiles, "I'm not going anywhere Chin-Hae, not going anywhere."
Chin-Hae: He bites his lip, clearly not convinced. "Don't you see? That's what they say in dramas, when they say they won't leave you, they'll suddenly disappear." He buries his face in his palms, trying to suck up his emotions.
Oswald: He reaches his hand over the table, "Chin-Hae, I won't leave without telling you, I promise." He looks at him and smiles weakly, "We don't live in a drama."
Chin-Hae: He finally looks at him, and although he's not gonna tear up any sooner, he's sniffing. Holding his hand tightly he says, "You're right. We don't. Ugh, I'm sounding like a total sap now, aren't I?" A faint hint of worry is still across his face, actually.
Oswald: He laughs and shakes his head, "No, you sound like the idiot I date, which is good."
Chin-Hae: He smiles weakly, playfully and gently slapping him in the face. "Oh shut up." He doesn't have anything else to say, probably because he doesn't want to keep himself worrying over the topic, and its like late night already so yeah.
Oswald: He picks up a nugget and throws it at him, "Eat something, you're making me uncomfortable."
Chin-Hae: The nugget hits him in the nose, but he picks it up and eats it with a scowl on his face. "If that was a real gold nugget my nose could've been a crater."
Oswald: He pouts, "Don't be negative about the nuggets."
Chin-Hae: He pouts back, "I wasn't trying to." He gets two nuggets this time and eats. "Sorry for bringing these drama all of a sudden."
Oswald: He smiles again, "It's fine, I don't mind honestly."
Chin-Hae: He nods without saying another word and eats a few more before speaking up again, "It's getting late, we should head back; monsters are most likely on the prowl by now."
Oswald: He pouts, "But I don't want to go back to Camp, it's boring there unless I'm in your room."
Chin-Hae: He stands up and tugs his hand, "Of course I'm bringing you to my room, we're gonna continue watching the other Baek-Bom."
Oswald: He groans, "The incredibly gorgeous Baek-Beom?"
Chin-Hae: He smirks, "You're that kind of Baek-Bom, this one's just a character on K-Drama."
Oswald: He raises an eyebrow, "No, I'm the awkward Baek-Beom."
Chin-Hae: "Uh, you just said when we first watched the drama that you're drop dead gorgeous... AND awkward, which you just said now."
Oswald: He mumbles something and finishes up the nuggets, "You're confusing me, so lets just go."

TIMESKIP

Peter and Ryan Cri Cri Cri[]

Depressed Nuggets[]

Chin-Hae: He knocks on Oswald's door with a plastic bag dripping of what looks like sauce or soup or something on his other hand. "Bozo, I brought you dog food!"
Oswald: He was lying on his bed, looking at the roof when he knocks. He looks over and sighs and groggily walks to the door and opens it. His eyes slightly lighting up but not that much, "Dog food? I forgot I was a dog and not a spirit."
Chin-Hae: He hands him the plastic bag, which slightly turns to reveal the label printed on it, "Yogi Bogie Bulgogi". He's oblivious to his expression so he giggles, "You bozo, I'm just joking. Here, I brought some Korean food for both of us. Can I come in?"
Oswald: Knowing he's not been feeling the happiest, one could say it's the first sighs of mild depression, he decides to play it off as he just woke up. He steps to the side and attempts to smile, "Sure, what kind of Korean food though?"
Chin-Hae: He enters, happily setting the plastic bag on a table. "It's the classic bulgogi; we'd better eat it before it gets cold!" He brings out two bento-like boxes, plastic utensils, and two bottles of <fruit> juice.
Oswald: He walks over to the table and eyes the food, "And what is bulgogi?"
Chin-Hae: He gasps, "You haven't tried bulgogi? It's <insert ingredients and way of cooking it cuz ooc I don't really know what it is xD>! It's as good as heaven!"
Oswald: He eyes the food again and looks back at Chin-Hae, "It better be good if it woke me from my sleep."
Chin-Hae: He nods and pats him on the back reassuringly, "Trust me, you won't regret anything." He opens the box, gets a fork to stick it on a piece of meat and holds it near Oswald's mouth. "Here, try it."
Oswald: He groans and opens his mouth and eats it. He chews for a few moments before grinning, "Wow...that's actually amazing."
Chin-Hae: He grins back and gives him a larger serving, "Told you it's good."
Oswald: He smiles as he begins to eat it, "Maybe I should have Korean food more often."
Chin-Hae: "Yes, you should, and frankly I can cook some myself. If you want to try my cooking, tell me anytime."
Oswald: He raises an eyebrow and pretends to be shocked, his mood semi-lighting up, "You can...cook? I thought it'd be a safety hazard because you could trip."
Chin-Hae: He covers his hand with his mouth, slightly taking that as an insult. "Excuse me? My cooking a safety hazard? I can microwave KFC chicken and turn it into chicken salad, y'know.
Oswald: He laughs, "Oh my god the chef inside you is truly something to admire."
Chin-Hae: He slaps him playfully, "Aw, don't flatter me, you."
Oswald: He laughs again, however it's considerably less, "I won't, don't worry."
Chin-Hae: "Hah, you'd better." He keeps eating his bulgogi, not sure what topic to bring up next. "Oh, you should try the juice. They're like seasonal in Korea."
Oswald: He looks at the juice and shakes his head, "I'm not really in the mood for any drink, sorry."
Chin-Hae: He stops eating and raises both eyebrows with a questioning look. "Huh? Not in the mood? You just laughed at me a few moments ago."
Oswald: He rubs the back of his neck, "You could say I'm in one of those funny moods?"
Chin-Hae: "Uh, probably. You're laughing one second and you're starting to look morbid the next."
Oswald: He attempts to smile cutely, "What can I say? I'm a morbid person~"
Chin-Hae: He pouts, "You don't look like it."
Oswald: He laughs slightly, although it sounds rather fake and bitter, "Only in certain circumstances, may I add."
Chin-Hae: Finally, he breaks out of being oblivious to his feelings. "Wait, is something wrong?"
Oswald: He looks at him and shakes his head, "No, why would there be? I'm tired, like I said."
Chin-Hae: He raises a wondering, yet concerned, eyebrow, "Er, you wouldn't feel tired if you did nothing."
Oswald: He pauses for a few seconds before pushing the bowl away from him, "Well, I'm tired and I did do something if you must know. I-" He stops quickly before he can reveal what he did.
Chin-Hae: More curious than ever, he leans closer to him, "What? You did what?"
Oswald: He looks at him and turns aside, "Nothing. I did nothing that concerns you at least." He stops for a moment, "It's personal."
Chin-Hae: He continues to stare at him, as if trying to make him speak the truth. He leans closer, with no word at all.
Oswald: He moves backwards and grimaces, "You're creeping me out."
Chin-Hae: Conversely, he moves forward, "You wouldn't be so creeped out if just tell me what's wrong."
Oswald: He bites his lip before turning away, "I can't tell you, even if I wanted to - which I don't."
Chin-Hae: He sighs, "Fine." As to not feel the awkward silence, he takes several tablespoons of bulgogi.
Oswald: He gets up and walks to the closet and gets a hoodie, making it look like he's about to go out somewhere.
Chin-Hae: He gets up and follows him with a worried look, "Hey, where are you going?"
Oswald: He turns around and kinda glares at him but doesn't, "Just going to get some air, you can join me if you're not going to be annoying and force me to tell you."
Chin-Hae: He nods reluctantly, "Alright, alright. I wouldn't force you."
Oswald: He sighs and smiles slightly as he opens the door, "Thanks." He waits for a few seconds, "Actually...can you join me?"
Chin-Hae: He comes after him and turns off the lights of his room, "Sure. Where to?"
Oswald: He shrugs, "I was thinking the lake for some reason. The water might be something good."
Chin-Hae: He nods as he goes outside, "Sounds fine by me."
Oswald: Despite the snappiness earlier, he stays close to Chin-Hae as they walk.

The Saga Continues[]

Spooky Chinwald[]

Oswald: Oswald's pretty much running around the entirety of the Nymph Sanctuary clutching a small brown parcel to his chest. He doesn't stop running until he trips over outside Chin-Hae's room.
Chin-Hae: He's trying on his chicken nugget costume, which is actually a surprise for Oswald, when he hears the noise coming from outside. He quickly takes off the costume, leaving him in his tank top an boxers, and hides it under his bed. He marches towards the door and opens it, finding Oswald. "You seem to be in a hurry." He offers his hand to him.
Oswald: He looks over at Chin-Hae, startled and flushing faintly due to the situation. He shakes his head and takes his hand, pulling himself up, "I'm not...I'm just testing my athleticism or something."

New Years-y Chinwald[]

Oswald: He runs into Chin-Hae's room and bounces on the bed a few times, his passport in hand with a big grin plastered on his face, "You need to wake up, I'm not being late for an airplane because you couldn't wake up sleepyyyy."
Chin-Hae: He opens his eyes slowly, seeming to have no idea on what is going on, "What? What? What? What's happening? Who are you? What do you want? Where am I?"
Oswald: He stops bouncing and stands at the side of his bed, his arms crossing slightly, "We're going on a trip. I'm Oswald and I want to get you ready so we don't miss the plane and you're in your bed, in your room, in the Nymph Sanctuary at Camp Half-Blood. Which is situated in Long Island in America which in most maps of the world is situated in the West region." He breathes in dramatically after his 'explanation'.

Another Attempt for Chicken Nuggets[]

Chin-Hae: He lays supine on his very messy, hot, and humid room, with uneaten, pretty moldy slabs of chicken nugget sandwiches surrounding him like a magic circle. Mountains of trash litter all over, dust bunnies here and there, and almost every possibly scenario that will send a clean-freak to the asylum.
Oswald: He walked into the room unannounced because not only did he think of himself as entitled to, but he was also trying to be a good boyfriend and visit Chin-Hae a bit more often. Obviously, when he walked in and the heat an the sights and the smell hit him, Oswald blinked and covered his mouth, "There's so many things I could ask right now."
Chin-Hae: He raises his head to see Oswald, his hair sticking up in every direction. His eyebags are, well, baggy, like he hadn't gotten much sleep. "Before you ask me anything, please drag me out of here and tell me I'm not dead yet."
Oswald: He looked wearily at the other before tiptoeing over and offering his hand out to Chin-Hae, the other still covering his mouth, "If you think I'm crouching down you're dead wrong."
Chin-Hae: He takes his hand with a sweaty, trembling hand and forces himself to get up, "Just pull me up."
Oswald: He sighed as he used the best of his strength to pull the other up, "My first question'll be why, just to give you some preparation."
Chin-Hae: He points at his hell-struck room, his eyes droopy and practically shouting that his comprehension seems cranky than usual, "You mean why this kind of place?"
Oswald: He nodded a little, "Last I saw it, it was neat and tidy but now it looks..." He stopped for a moment, "It looks like you're summoning the nugget god or something."
Chin-Hae: He swats some flies and mosquitoes trying to land on his skin, "I've apparently done nothing these past weeks except eat and eat and eat and sleep and sleep and sleep. I've been sooo bored this place just became... yeah. With the sweltering heat and humidity around here, my laziness just made my life worse."
Oswald: He noticed the bugs and did his best to drag Chin-Hae out of the room, closing the door and finally releasing his hand from his mouth, breathing dramatically for air, before smiling cutely at Chin-Hae, "Well, I'm here now, so consider yourself less bored, and your life a little better~"

Mega Hoes Are Back[]

Chin-Hae: All the lights were turned off, save for the constant blinking of his phone because of constantly arriving messages. The phone's sadly laying on a table near the TV, apparently neglected by its owner. The former, on the other hand, is lying down on his bed with the sheets covering his whole body. His laptop perches atop his chest and rests against his raised knees. In a suspicious way, the blanket is moving and shaking and all that. With the door slightly open, the scene seems familiar.
Oswald: Oswald doesn't like texting repeatedly; he thinks it makes him look needy and neediness is unattractive in his eyes. Only when he doesn't get a reply from Chin-Hae does he go to the mentioned's room and demand that he, the boyfriend, is paid attention to. He squinted as he peered into the room, clearly not expecting the darkness after letting himself in because after a year of dating he likes to think he's entitled to do so. When his eyes focus on the moving object in the room Oswald can only groan as he flicked the light switch on, "You could've replied and told me you were having some alone time, I'm scarred. Truly and utterly scared for life."
Chin-Hae: Chin-Hae, as comfortable as he is, suddenly leaps from his bed with the sheets covering from his waist down; out of shock, he bellows a crisp and loud, "Shit!" Sweaty hands keep them from falling off and revealing a rather ungodly sight. From the waist up, he is clearly wearing no trace of clothing. To match his baffled expression, his hair is sticking up in all directions. As for his laptop, he has been thrown onto the nearby couch but has forgotten to turn down the volume of sounds which is as ungodly as the bottom he is covering with the sheets. "O-oswald? I thought you weren't coming today?" he asks nervously.
Oswald: Oswald nodded pointedly at Chin-Hae's phone, "If you looked at your phone you would've known that I was coming round because I've been feeling sick and therefore I'm in a needy mood." Oswald's gaze shifted to Chin-Hae and he looked him up and down, "But clearly you've got bigger priorities." The pun made him grin and he couldn't help but laugh, "Besides, I'm your boyfriend of a year - can't I surprise and grace you with my presence?"
Chin-Hae: He cautiously walks towards the table near his TV, where his phone is still placed and blinking message alerts, "Can you at least knock? What if I'm... doing something you can't see, like, um..." That's when he realized that Oswald has seen pretty much everything from him so he couldn't say more. He grabs the other end of the sheets so that he can reach for his phone but ends up exposing his left butt cheek. "I was supposed to check my inbox after I'm done, er, 'spilling my blessings'? So, um, yeah, sorry," he says after scrolling up and down his phone and putting it back down. "In any case, do you need some meds or something?"
Oswald: The noises of the laptop didn't seem to phase Oswald, instead he just continued to stare at Chin-Hae with a grin on his face. "You're so awkward," he said in between laughs, rolling his eyes, "You're acting like the first time we met; I've seen more things about you since then." Oswald shook his head, walking over to the bed and sitting down, still smiling, "No, but is it a crime now to want to come and see you? I'll just go if you don't want me here that much...."
Chin-Hae: "Huh?" He shakes his head in return apologetically, "Of course not. It's more than alright for you to be here. It's just that..." He points his free finger towards the door with an anxious face. "...The door is open enough for someone to see me and everything else that is to be seen from this part of the room. He adds, "And the knocking. At least knock when you're going inside especially when I'm doing things like, um, this." He scoots to his right, where his wardrobe is; however, he can still be seen from the open door. "I'm gonna change so, yeah, the door."
Oswald: "I don't have telepathic abilities," Oswald said as he got up to close the door, rolling his eyes a little, "I don't have a sixth sense as to when you think your hand is better than I am." He stuck out his tongue as he took his place back on the bed, "I'm both hurt and offended that you think that," he motioned to the laptop and then himself, "Is better than this."
Chin-Hae: Chin-Hae turns around to get himself changed into a new set of clothes. As a sign of being open to Oswald, he lets go of the sheets so that his naked butt and legs are exposed; well, at least to that extent even though Oswald has seen everything already. "Hey, wait a minute, that is not what I meant," he then turns around then goes to his bed to sit beside Oswald, "And stop comparing my two hands to yourself. I mean, they are no match to what you can do," he assures him.
Oswald: Oswald immediately flicked Chin-Hae in the forehead, "I'd never thought that today would entail me being reassured that I'm better than some hands." Oswald rolled his eyes again before smiling at Chin-Hae, "I mean, thanks and all but it's not how I envisioned by day going. I thought I'd come here and we'd go get some food not I'd come here and see you doing, well, that."
Chin-Hae: He flinches, "Ow. Your fingernail's kinda long," then soothes his forehead with his hand. "But, come on, you know this... thing that I'm doing is some sort of a daily routine. And frankly, it's something that I've been doing ever since I hit puberty." He pauses for a few seconds with a look of awkwardness. "Am I starting to talk too much or what? Well, anyways, if it's food you want, then I'd be happy that we get some."
Oswald: Oswald shrugged, "That's the whole point, otherwise flicking people wouldn't be as fun." Oswald raised an eyebrow, "So you mean to tell me that kpop star, Pan Chin-Hae, did indecent things? What would the fanfic writers say?" There was a silence before he nodded, "I'm learning more and more information that I didn't really need to know. You would? Would you be happier if I said it was KFC or chicken nuggets?"
Chin-Hae: Chin-Hae winks at him, "Their smut fanfics ain't just products of their imagination anymore. It is now the truth. But, still, I'm not sure if they even remember me at this point in time. They haven't heard from me ever since I disappeared." He then shrugs with gestures of bare open hands, "I guess they won't be able to confirm what kind of indecent things I do. Meanwhile, yes, I'm in the mood for KFC right now. I haven't seen Colonel Sanders since the last week of November. You wanna?"
Oswald: Oswald grimaced a little, "Just thinking about fanfictions makes me want to throw up." He paused, raising an eyebrow, "Would you want them to confirm it? As confident as I am in my, well, abilities, I don't want fourteen year old girls knowing about them - and yours." A smile adorned his face as he rolled his eyes in an affectionate manner, "I wouldn't suggest if I didn't want some."
Chin-Hae: Chin-Hae shrugs, "I'll just keep it as it is... for now. I want the suspense to prolong their agony. Actually, I don't just want fanfictions, I want vid--" He stops abruptly, realizing that he is running his mouth a bit too much, and too inappropriately at that. Instead, he shifts the topic with a pouted tongue, "You could've just said 'yes', you know. Oh and, by the way, do you have some extra bucks? I feel like hoarding chicken shots."

We Use Nuggets as Morning After Pills[]

Chin-Hae: The door is locked. The only source of light present in the bedroom is Chin-Hae's phone, flashing the text, "6:00 PM - WAKE UP". The buzzer alarm is already on a volume of 8 yet the dream spirit is not even stirred from his sleep. A thick white blanket covers him completely. The various, unknown stains on it indicate that it hasn't taken a trip to the laundry for weeks already. His room is in it's usual cluttered state: books, unfinished bag of chips, empty bottles of apple cider, and crumpled tissue papers all over.
Oswald: Oswald wasn't shocked to find Chin-Hae's door closed, nor was he particularly phased at the sound of the alarm going off in the room with no response. He knocked loudly on the door to give Chin-Hae the benefit of the doubt, that maybe he was just at his computer with his headphones in with the volume all the way up but after repeated knocks even Oswald knew that wasn't the case. He sighed, putting down the backpack he had full of food and snacks for the two of them to have and he began to barge against the door, knocking into it until the lock meant nothing and he busted through. Dusting himself off, he picked up the backpack and walked in, flicking the lights on and off from the mains.
Chin-Hae: Chin-Hae sits upright in a matter of seconds. His face paints nothing but shock, disorientation, and confusion. His gaze darts in all directions, wondering on who or what caused his awakening. The blanket has fallen to his lap, revealing his bare and slightly tanned chest. As soon as he finds his phone--the cause of the loud noise--he tries swiping on the screen to the right to shut it off. However his hand was too groggy to even plant itself firmly on the screen. He cries out, "Oh my god can you please quiet--" and throws his phone into Oswald's direction, hoping the impact would kill his phone for the time being. He hasn't noticed his visitor yet.
Oswald: The scene of Chin-Hae waking up was amusing to Oswald and he had to stifle a laugh, just to make sure that he wouldn't be the target of any newfound morning rage of the other. However it seemed that even with Oswald consciously quieting his laugh, he was still the target of some sort of attack as he barely managed to dodge the phone being thrown at him, it clipping his shoulder. He makes a whine of sorts as he drops the backpack to rub the spot hit before pouting in the other's direction. "Oh good morning to you Sunshine..."
Chin-Hae: At the sound of Oswald's voice, Chin-Hae sits upright. The disorientation on his face seems to have seeped off his system already because seconds after sitting up, he jumps off his bed in full panic mode. His eyes dart wildly in all directions as if he's searching for something. From the looks of it, it's not clearly his clothes. He's wearing nothing but white boxer briefs and it's pretty certain that he has laid his eyes upon the pile of clothes he used yesterday, which is lying right on his feet. "W-where's my phone..." he stammers. He touches himself in random areas. His hands even reach the inside of the back of his underwear. They come out empty handed, much to his disappointment. "Shit, where the heck did I put them--" It took him a while, but he finally sees Oswald standing by his door with a huge pout on his face. He stops searching himself in a rather awkward place, embarrassed. "Oh. Um... Did you see my phone?"

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Pre-Chinwald[]

You-Know-What-He-Does[]

Chinfirmarywald[]

KFC: Kinky Fretentious Chinwald[]

The Birth of Chinwald[]

Pretentious Chickens[]

Nurse Pretentious[]

SKINNY DIPPING[]

Post Birth of Chinwald[]

The Room of Chin-Hae[]

Heart to Heart[]

Love and Sexy Nuggets[]

Peter and Ryan Cri Cri Cri[]

Depressed Nuggets[]

The Saga Continues[]

Spooky Chinwald[]

New Years-y Chinwald[]

Another Attempt for Chicken Nuggets[]

Mega Hoes Are Back[]

We Use Nuggets as Morning After Pills[]

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